Clay I’m in roughly the same demographic, and couldn’t imagine recklessly wasting money like some of the shit on this article. This article is a starter pack for a try hard credit card millionaire. These are the kinds of things a guy with consumer debt and a leased luxury vehicle do to cover up their general irrelevance.
Short answer is most of these cliche songs are about shit you do in high school. Some states still have dry counties, so taking it to the county line could include a beer run. Florida Georgia Line and the rest of the bro country artists are abominations. If you do most of the above past age18, it probably means you didn’t make it to college and work on the farm/at the shop etc for dad.
Before my knees shut me down (#pgp) I’d run some pretty good distances for, wait for it, exercise. The vast majority of these folks “competing” (using that word loosely) are doing it so they can post a social media photo of themselves with their t-shirt and beer they got for finishing. There’s nothing impressive about 11 minute miles. Like another poster said, there’s only about 5-10% of participants that are legitimately competitive.
This would have been way better if he turned down a I-A offer, was actually a legit college and future pro prospect, and made some total jerkoff comment like “getting tackled is for poors, I’d rather wear brooks brothers shirts when I go long.”
Really sounds like he just didn’t want to spend his summers running gassers and competing with wideouts that lettered for SEC teams last year but got kicked out of school. That’s mostly what JSU is
As someone who rode around in my buddy’s “murdered out Tahoe” in the early 2000’s, I lol’d at the reference. The tires, stereos, lights, etc that teenage kids get mommy and daddy to put on their Tahoes and Silverados seem so silly looking back.
1) No way at age 25 he has enough money for this stuff without mommy and daddy giving him a bunch, or him gaining access to his trust fund at that magical age. Apparently the gaps in his financial story have already been exposed by Paperstreet below though.
2) He has a boat and he can’t do any better than the girls in the picture?
3) He wanted to have minimal impact on the natural world around him, yet he ran a gaff through a fucking sailfish? (Note: sailfish are not good eats.)
I don’t care about their newness. Main issue is that they are clueless as to gym etiquette. Don’t sit on a bench that someone else may actually use for 15 minutes playing on your phone. Re-rack. Take dumbbells from the rack and move elsewhere, don’t stand directly in front of the dumbbells while doing your 20 pound curls, and so forth. Say what you will about crossfit, but newbs learn etiquette before they touch a weight. Yeah I mentioned crossfit positively, bring on your downvotes you jiggly fuckers.
Honestly, the most painful games are the August September games between two teams a combined 40 games out of first. Baseball is still fun in May, but those are the WORST.
If they really wanted to make this accurate, they would evaluate it 24-25 ish to 34, not 18. Too many 18-23’s are in school not working at all or working just enough for beer money. Even at 24-25, it still won’t filter out those in med or law school, etc. But it will bring it closer to making this even halfway objective.
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Clay I’m in roughly the same demographic, and couldn’t imagine recklessly wasting money like some of the shit on this article. This article is a starter pack for a try hard credit card millionaire. These are the kinds of things a guy with consumer debt and a leased luxury vehicle do to cover up their general irrelevance.
it was shitty indeed.
Short answer is most of these cliche songs are about shit you do in high school. Some states still have dry counties, so taking it to the county line could include a beer run. Florida Georgia Line and the rest of the bro country artists are abominations. If you do most of the above past age18, it probably means you didn’t make it to college and work on the farm/at the shop etc for dad.
People making minimum wage get subsidized housing from you and me. What difference does it make.
Before my knees shut me down (#pgp) I’d run some pretty good distances for, wait for it, exercise. The vast majority of these folks “competing” (using that word loosely) are doing it so they can post a social media photo of themselves with their t-shirt and beer they got for finishing. There’s nothing impressive about 11 minute miles. Like another poster said, there’s only about 5-10% of participants that are legitimately competitive.
This would have been way better if he turned down a I-A offer, was actually a legit college and future pro prospect, and made some total jerkoff comment like “getting tackled is for poors, I’d rather wear brooks brothers shirts when I go long.”
Really sounds like he just didn’t want to spend his summers running gassers and competing with wideouts that lettered for SEC teams last year but got kicked out of school. That’s mostly what JSU is
I’m going with full of shit the whole time.
As someone who rode around in my buddy’s “murdered out Tahoe” in the early 2000’s, I lol’d at the reference. The tires, stereos, lights, etc that teenage kids get mommy and daddy to put on their Tahoes and Silverados seem so silly looking back.
Man, if she’ll eat her friend out while drunk, she’d probably jump on a strange knob too, and likewise blame it on the alcohol
It’ll be his fault when it’s time to stroke a check. Google respondeat superior.
Our NIMBY-ism is ridiculously strong
1) No way at age 25 he has enough money for this stuff without mommy and daddy giving him a bunch, or him gaining access to his trust fund at that magical age. Apparently the gaps in his financial story have already been exposed by Paperstreet below though.
2) He has a boat and he can’t do any better than the girls in the picture?
3) He wanted to have minimal impact on the natural world around him, yet he ran a gaff through a fucking sailfish? (Note: sailfish are not good eats.)
The truth comes out. Mommy and Daddy had lots of money and set up a trust fund.
Yep. In modern world folks are realizing that photographers do what people can mostly do themselves. Really overrated skill set.
I don’t care about their newness. Main issue is that they are clueless as to gym etiquette. Don’t sit on a bench that someone else may actually use for 15 minutes playing on your phone. Re-rack. Take dumbbells from the rack and move elsewhere, don’t stand directly in front of the dumbbells while doing your 20 pound curls, and so forth. Say what you will about crossfit, but newbs learn etiquette before they touch a weight. Yeah I mentioned crossfit positively, bring on your downvotes you jiggly fuckers.
There are douchebag try hards that will definitely add $5k to their credit card debt for this ultimate try hard trophy
Honestly, the most painful games are the August September games between two teams a combined 40 games out of first. Baseball is still fun in May, but those are the WORST.
You had a shot and went home? Neat. The title had me excited, the content left me disappointed.
Apparently it’s impossible to get married when you’re 32
If they really wanted to make this accurate, they would evaluate it 24-25 ish to 34, not 18. Too many 18-23’s are in school not working at all or working just enough for beer money. Even at 24-25, it still won’t filter out those in med or law school, etc. But it will bring it closer to making this even halfway objective.