Don’t let this article distract you from the fact that Erin McAuliffe and her unreal donk (sans atrocious cat tat on right cheek) and above average bolt ons placed herself on the Mount Rushmore of student sex scandal teachers this past weekend.
Yeah. I mean, maybe 1-2 years to be all emotional about your frat. Otherwise, move on. My math has the writer in the 25 range. Move on, man. I quit going to alumni functions at 24, no regrets. 18 year olds feigning interest in me and kissing my ass is just weird. Honestly, the best part is I no longer have to be nice to guys who slipped through the cracks and fucking suck.
Yeah, I mean if that’s was his only angel loan and $460m is his net worth, there isn’t much there to spin at all. That’s a 13,529.42% rate of return. If his grandfather loaned him a grand and he got the same rate of return, his net worth would still be north of $13m.
Dude #1, you don’t need counseling or any of that shit. Change the locks, let her come home to her clothes burning out front, have a process server waiting in the bushes to serve her with a summons and complaint. Infidelity is as easy a winner as there is in court. Oh, and you may live in one of a very few states where you can go after the dude for alienation of affection. Fuck your feelings, light her ass up and destroy her.
Uh, why are there college and what appears to be a high school story mixed in? Seems like finals and graduation related stories are better suited for TFM
Girl #3: you project like a raging psychopath, so you probably did to meal prep trainer guy. When he backed out Wednesday, that was your cue to back off. Thereafter, he was basically keeping you on the bench. When you texted him the psycho text (you know which one, I don’t have to point it out) you were dunzo. You got sent from the bench to the showers.
Green haired lady would not have a problem with killing gators if she has ever seen a black lab get sucked under, or found nothing but from the collar up of her family dog laying in the yard. That shit happens in my region of the country. I agree in being responsible stewards, humane killing, etc, but c’mon, gator would fuck you up without hesitation.
(1) If you have a good relationship with whoever is immediately above you receiving the resignation. Go have a sit down and make it heart felt instead of an email being what they first receive. Send a confirmation email after if you have to. You always want to leave on good terms. You never know when you can get a referral of some sort from prior jobs.
(2) If you didn’t at least try to build in a 2-3 week “vacation” in between jobs, you will regret it one day. Go to Brazil or Europe or sit on your couch for 2 weeks, it doesn’t matter.
This Gary Vee guy is a tool. Dime a dozen self help bullshit with nary a scintilla of objectively useful information. Douches that work at Vitamin Shak in the mall and post about their #grind, or instragram fitness trainer/meal prep guys/guy that can’t hold a real job are the only people I know that listen to this crap. I thought this site catered to college graduates with real jobs?
Noted. It’s been my experience that White Oakley gym douche has no actual use for his truck bed, posts gym selfies on Saturday morning chiding guys who go out on boats and drink beer or go hunting on Saturdays
You were going along good until the part where he actually hunts. The white Oakley wearing, platinum driving, d-bag does not have real hobbies such as hunting. He curls, not hunts, on Saturdays.
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47 year old guy almost makes me miss 18 year old kid mailing in looking for advice. Almost.
Don’t let this article distract you from the fact that Erin McAuliffe and her unreal donk (sans atrocious cat tat on right cheek) and above average bolt ons placed herself on the Mount Rushmore of student sex scandal teachers this past weekend.
You’re on to something now, and I anticipate your weight loss will accelerate. Congrats on the sex, it’s coming.
Yeah. I mean, maybe 1-2 years to be all emotional about your frat. Otherwise, move on. My math has the writer in the 25 range. Move on, man. I quit going to alumni functions at 24, no regrets. 18 year olds feigning interest in me and kissing my ass is just weird. Honestly, the best part is I no longer have to be nice to guys who slipped through the cracks and fucking suck.
No mention of Chris Stapleton is complete without mention of “Parachute”
Yeah, I mean if that’s was his only angel loan and $460m is his net worth, there isn’t much there to spin at all. That’s a 13,529.42% rate of return. If his grandfather loaned him a grand and he got the same rate of return, his net worth would still be north of $13m.
He could afford to spend $1,000.00 a day on hair gel and would feel it less than you would a $19.00 brunch though. It’s relative.
This. The birthday list is the easiest and best way to do it without having to actually put any effort in it. Can knock out a few a week.
Dude #1, you don’t need counseling or any of that shit. Change the locks, let her come home to her clothes burning out front, have a process server waiting in the bushes to serve her with a summons and complaint. Infidelity is as easy a winner as there is in court. Oh, and you may live in one of a very few states where you can go after the dude for alienation of affection. Fuck your feelings, light her ass up and destroy her.
Uh, why are there college and what appears to be a high school story mixed in? Seems like finals and graduation related stories are better suited for TFM
Hustlin’ was the fucking JAM spring break/spring parties in 2006. Yeah I was in college in 2006, deal with it
Girl #3: you project like a raging psychopath, so you probably did to meal prep trainer guy. When he backed out Wednesday, that was your cue to back off. Thereafter, he was basically keeping you on the bench. When you texted him the psycho text (you know which one, I don’t have to point it out) you were dunzo. You got sent from the bench to the showers.
Green haired lady would not have a problem with killing gators if she has ever seen a black lab get sucked under, or found nothing but from the collar up of her family dog laying in the yard. That shit happens in my region of the country. I agree in being responsible stewards, humane killing, etc, but c’mon, gator would fuck you up without hesitation.
Pretty sure your stock photo is of Pilgrims, which arrived in the 1600’s, not 1800’s.
This shitty looking newsroom looks like it shares a suite with the Casting Couch
Uh, nice digs. Was this segment filmed in the teacher’s lounge of a high school?
(1) If you have a good relationship with whoever is immediately above you receiving the resignation. Go have a sit down and make it heart felt instead of an email being what they first receive. Send a confirmation email after if you have to. You always want to leave on good terms. You never know when you can get a referral of some sort from prior jobs.
(2) If you didn’t at least try to build in a 2-3 week “vacation” in between jobs, you will regret it one day. Go to Brazil or Europe or sit on your couch for 2 weeks, it doesn’t matter.
This Gary Vee guy is a tool. Dime a dozen self help bullshit with nary a scintilla of objectively useful information. Douches that work at Vitamin Shak in the mall and post about their #grind, or instragram fitness trainer/meal prep guys/guy that can’t hold a real job are the only people I know that listen to this crap. I thought this site catered to college graduates with real jobs?
Noted. It’s been my experience that White Oakley gym douche has no actual use for his truck bed, posts gym selfies on Saturday morning chiding guys who go out on boats and drink beer or go hunting on Saturdays
You were going along good until the part where he actually hunts. The white Oakley wearing, platinum driving, d-bag does not have real hobbies such as hunting. He curls, not hunts, on Saturdays.