You’re sleeping with 2 quality girls on the reg and that’s a problem? Keep doing so, and don’t let Katie catch you, since apparently she’s the only catch here. Put away those silly “settling down” thoughts till 28 ish. “Finding myself” = other dudes are boning her too. Probably more than one. But let’s not be a hypocrite about this. Katie may want to date you, but Jenny does not. Ride it out. One day you’ll be settled down and will miss precarious situations such as these.
The expensive clothes thing may be fine for girls, but I take the opposite opinion when it comes to guys. Nothing says you’re in shape and ready to throw shit around with old man strength like a 8 year old cotton t-shirt with an outdated logo of your alma mater on it. Guys with too much flair in their work out attire look like those Bro Science videos.
How about “Don’t be a fucking dumbass and buy a house without a legitimate inspection.” Your fault, all on you. Hire your own instead of relying on the one from the guy trying to take your money. And if you’re buying a 90 year old house, perhaps not just an inspection, but go through with a contractor also
No Miami? No Vegas? Since this list is apparently exclusively limited to the deep south no Orange Beach, Destin, Charleston, Savannah? There is nothing spring break-ish about any of those places. I’ve been to them all, probably partly because they are all LESS THAN A SIX HOUR DRIVE from either one another and where I live. Truly puzzling list.
This is the same girl we all see around that works part time retail for several years after college, but has a late model Lexus or Mercedes, and never steps out without a grand in clothes and jewelry on. All paid for by her dad. So of course her dad tosses $50k her way. For emergencies.
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let the record reflect that I too liked this comment.
Um, this headline fails. How about “Ludacris has a ludicrous list of demands…”
Man bun, equally bad. Swoop, FALSE.
laundry? You mean throwing the shit sheets out?
You’re sleeping with 2 quality girls on the reg and that’s a problem? Keep doing so, and don’t let Katie catch you, since apparently she’s the only catch here. Put away those silly “settling down” thoughts till 28 ish. “Finding myself” = other dudes are boning her too. Probably more than one. But let’s not be a hypocrite about this. Katie may want to date you, but Jenny does not. Ride it out. One day you’ll be settled down and will miss precarious situations such as these.
It was way easier to fit workouts in as a law student than it is as a lawyer. – Current lawyer
The expensive clothes thing may be fine for girls, but I take the opposite opinion when it comes to guys. Nothing says you’re in shape and ready to throw shit around with old man strength like a 8 year old cotton t-shirt with an outdated logo of your alma mater on it. Guys with too much flair in their work out attire look like those Bro Science videos.
How does the Y2k drill one not make the cut? Hilarious.
Everyone who down voted me will be note poor and upside down on a house because of their half assed diligence.
How about “Don’t be a fucking dumbass and buy a house without a legitimate inspection.” Your fault, all on you. Hire your own instead of relying on the one from the guy trying to take your money. And if you’re buying a 90 year old house, perhaps not just an inspection, but go through with a contractor also
Michigan State and Baylor liberated me from caring pretty quickly. And I felt smart for picking every 8-9 right.
If you don’t meal prep on sunday night, just forget the diet thing until the next sunday night. it’s just not happening.
No Miami? No Vegas? Since this list is apparently exclusively limited to the deep south no Orange Beach, Destin, Charleston, Savannah? There is nothing spring break-ish about any of those places. I’ve been to them all, probably partly because they are all LESS THAN A SIX HOUR DRIVE from either one another and where I live. Truly puzzling list.
Hahahahaha. Underrated comment. Laughed out loud when I found pic of said mom.
Could also be titled “Why your ass can’t buy a man.” Must read for every 22-28 single girl. Top several PGP articles of all time. Well done.
I recently discovered a rip in a pair of slacks and had to wonder how long it had been there
Good explanation to something that you really shouldn’t have had to explain on a site tailored to college graduates.
… in light of yesterday’s events, Chris Jones from Mississippi State would be the winner?
it’s not too late unless you’re a 3L. At that point might as well finish.
Happy what city do you work in? Won’t ask firm.
This is the same girl we all see around that works part time retail for several years after college, but has a late model Lexus or Mercedes, and never steps out without a grand in clothes and jewelry on. All paid for by her dad. So of course her dad tosses $50k her way. For emergencies.