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If you didn’t know, Ludacris headed down to Athens this past weekend for the spring game. Luda is a lover of all things Georgia. The Dawgs were out in full force and Luda was there to hype up the party.
Come anywhere on my land and I’ll aim at your Georgia dome
If you get in an altercation just hop on your mobile phone
And tell somebody you need help in the middle of… Georgia
Not only did Georgia have to pay $65,000 for Luda to come into town, but they also had to meet all of his needs listed in this contract. You can read the full list, and I’m going to break down some of the most interesting pieces, per Darren Rovell.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 20, 2016
First, Dinner: The dinner list actually looks pretty healthy. Grilled chicken, wheat pasta, brown rice, steamed vegetables, fruit trays. Not bad, Luda. Then there’s also a buyout clause to give $40 in cash up front to each person in Luda’s squad.
Let’s break down Luda’s room too.
Loaf of bread (whole grain with the most amount of grains) – Looks like Luda is all about watching what he eats. He asked for organic peanut butter and jelly too.
Nag Champa Incense – It’s very important you set the right mood in the room
Box of Fruit Roll-Ups – We all miss the 90s. I liked Fruit By The Foot More.
Hair Brush (with bristles, African American) – Dude’s gotta stay wavy.
2 packs of AA and AAA batteries – I won’t ask.
5 wash cloths – Dang, don’t tell Johnny D.
6 bottles total of Belvedere, Conjure, and Patron – Y’all know Luda wants to turn up.
2 lighters – Y’all know Luda wants to spark up.
Box of Trojan Magnums – Y’all know Luda wants to wrap up.
2 Jo Malone candles – My man really cares about his scents, because these aren’t cheap.
The list also mentions a bunch of healthy foods and snacks, beverages, and hygiene products. I’m also refreshed to know that Ludacris loves Pinot Grigio like I do. Best white wine out there. While the rest of us are just sitting at a desk on our daily grind, Ludacris is out here getting paid more for one weekend than many of us do in a year. And to rub it in even more, he even pulled off a ridiculous list of demands.
I guess that’s the life you live when you’ve got hoes in different area codes. .