It happens to dudes too. Last summer I got slow faded by two girls within about a week- the one I actually liked and the one that started out as leverage on the first but ended up liking her too. So I did what any reasonable guy would do- went on a heater.
Yep, in a nutshell. They are for girls you don’t take home to mom. It’s really that simple. And yes I’m scarred by an ex girlfriend in my younger years that had not one but two tats and is literally the worst human being ever.
Re: automatic weapons. Nutria rat hunting. They are an invasive species that causes all sorts of ecological problems; the government encourages laying them out. Do you know how many of those little bastards you can take down with a 30 round clip? Answer: alot. There are even nutria rat rodeos in South Louisiana.
Where I’m at (MS Gulf Coast) you don’t have to get flash frozen crap at some second rate chain, you can go to real, authentic, straight off the loading dock, mom and pop establishments. You might as well take a date to Chili’s or Applebees, it’s just barely a step above them. While not terrible, it is very average. That being said, the biscuits were incredible…ten years ago the last time I went to a Red Lobster.
It will make you jealous, but it’s so over the top that it’s wildly entertaining. And so over the top that you know you’ll never achieve that level of awesomeness, and that resignation strangely makes you feel ok about your inferiority.
Exactly. A college bar that makes it is SUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHH an effing gold mine. You have a clientele that has a lot of time to waste and wants to eat and drink 7 days a week. The best example I can think of is the Library in Oxford (Ole Miss). For the LSU and Alabama football weekends, they charge $40 a head at the door, and it’s packed wall to wall and with a line. Supposedly it makes an ungodly amount, something like $300k that weekend. And it’s packed every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday basically year around.
Biehn was also a commando dude in the Aliens series. His role was basically the exact same role he had in Terminator, the Abyss, and really wasn’t that far off from his turn in Navy SEALS.
Yeah I don’t get it. And not business attire either. I’m talking spoiled housewife who’s never done shit with her life going on vacation dressed to the 9’s to go sit on an airplane and breathe other people’s recirculating farts.
You need one black, one navy, one charcoal/grey. Minimum. If you want to be bold and throw in tan, so be it. Look like you have a degree and aren’t a bum.
Hey look, another PGP column that at least to some degree ridicules people who decide to stay in reasonable shape after college. #6 is dead on, I’ll give you that.
In law school I had the same Con Law professor Grisham had. The same one that was the inspiration for the professor in the Pelican Brief, which Grisham promptly blew the hell up with a bomb.
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It happens to dudes too. Last summer I got slow faded by two girls within about a week- the one I actually liked and the one that started out as leverage on the first but ended up liking her too. So I did what any reasonable guy would do- went on a heater.
Emphasize her need for a boob job.
I bet mom sure is proud.
Yep, in a nutshell. They are for girls you don’t take home to mom. It’s really that simple. And yes I’m scarred by an ex girlfriend in my younger years that had not one but two tats and is literally the worst human being ever.
Attempting (rather poorly) to do upside down toe touches.
Re: automatic weapons. Nutria rat hunting. They are an invasive species that causes all sorts of ecological problems; the government encourages laying them out. Do you know how many of those little bastards you can take down with a 30 round clip? Answer: alot. There are even nutria rat rodeos in South Louisiana.
Where I’m at (MS Gulf Coast) you don’t have to get flash frozen crap at some second rate chain, you can go to real, authentic, straight off the loading dock, mom and pop establishments. You might as well take a date to Chili’s or Applebees, it’s just barely a step above them. While not terrible, it is very average. That being said, the biscuits were incredible…ten years ago the last time I went to a Red Lobster.
It will make you jealous, but it’s so over the top that it’s wildly entertaining. And so over the top that you know you’ll never achieve that level of awesomeness, and that resignation strangely makes you feel ok about your inferiority.
Exactly. A college bar that makes it is SUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHH an effing gold mine. You have a clientele that has a lot of time to waste and wants to eat and drink 7 days a week. The best example I can think of is the Library in Oxford (Ole Miss). For the LSU and Alabama football weekends, they charge $40 a head at the door, and it’s packed wall to wall and with a line. Supposedly it makes an ungodly amount, something like $300k that weekend. And it’s packed every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday basically year around.
Biehn was also a commando dude in the Aliens series. His role was basically the exact same role he had in Terminator, the Abyss, and really wasn’t that far off from his turn in Navy SEALS.
I would have figured that “excessive selfies” would have been in the top 5. It’s my #1, #2, #3….
The first one for outside works for inside too
That was Goodspeed talking on that football sized 1996 era cell phone wasn’t it?
Yeah I don’t get it. And not business attire either. I’m talking spoiled housewife who’s never done shit with her life going on vacation dressed to the 9’s to go sit on an airplane and breathe other people’s recirculating farts.
You need one black, one navy, one charcoal/grey. Minimum. If you want to be bold and throw in tan, so be it. Look like you have a degree and aren’t a bum.
Agree with McGannon here. (1) Referring to the band as “Dave” like you know him/them and (2) “the weird god worship thing” really grind my gears.
Good artilcle. #1 hits especially hard. It’s really unfortunate.
Hey look, another PGP column that at least to some degree ridicules people who decide to stay in reasonable shape after college. #6 is dead on, I’ll give you that.
In law school I had the same Con Law professor Grisham had. The same one that was the inspiration for the professor in the Pelican Brief, which Grisham promptly blew the hell up with a bomb.