Oh man this hits me hard at home today. Not only did I get a “I’m just not at the point in my life where I’m ready for something serious” from a guy I’ve been exclusive with since last summer, I get a “but I really really like you” addendum.
This guy is simultaneously the gayest (bitching about women’s fashion) and the ungayest (using clever ploy to get yoga-panted women to visit his house) man ever
I firmly believe that there is still value in old-fashioned office etiquette and work culture, to include two weeks notice prior to departure and business attire on the job. Guess I’m just not cut out for startup culture and tech jobs.
This is why although I love and need friends who are girls, I had to rescind my membership from all-female friend-groups. The passive aggression eventually turns into aggressive aggression.
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Oh man this hits me hard at home today. Not only did I get a “I’m just not at the point in my life where I’m ready for something serious” from a guy I’ve been exclusive with since last summer, I get a “but I really really like you” addendum.
” likely predictor of the Hermes-wearing Georgetown-dwelling alcoholic I’m sure to become”
You’re pretty ambitious, aren’t you
This guy got a job with Goldman Sachs ECM within 2 months of graduating with an art history BA from Princeton.
They probably lecture on DCF valuations for Caravaggios up there.
Burning the midnight oil, Mr. Smith?
Your ex wife has twin toddlers??
I turn 26 on Thursday – this hits me pretty hard. Happy birthday!
I really couldn’t. And I didn’t want to embarrass myself more by posting a wrong answer.
Nice casual brag that you have almost $125,000/2 in the bank
Awesome that you have a P6. I have a P225 A1 myself, loving it.
Girrrrrl have you read any of those old TSM articles on “he’s my not-boyfriend blah blah blah variations on the same theme”?
This guy is simultaneously the gayest (bitching about women’s fashion) and the ungayest (using clever ploy to get yoga-panted women to visit his house) man ever
What even is the point of hiring a private chef when they’re going to eat out (ha) the whole weekend anyway?
I do feel bad for Jill though. Hope she manages to have a decent time.
I don’t think this dude’s job accounts for how he afforded a $3k bag for a college girlfriend. He probably doesn’t even have a job.
Just finished running the army ten miler earlier today. Great run, but absolutely no free beer.
I firmly believe that there is still value in old-fashioned office etiquette and work culture, to include two weeks notice prior to departure and business attire on the job. Guess I’m just not cut out for startup culture and tech jobs.
This is why although I love and need friends who are girls, I had to rescind my membership from all-female friend-groups. The passive aggression eventually turns into aggressive aggression.
+1 for Zombie Dust
Waiting for dog-SAT prep classes
Even worse is when they promptly drop their pet off at the shelter to “make room for the baby” or whatever the fuck excuse they come up with
I recommend El Yucateco. It’s worth the painful alien-green shits.