I’ve worked with some real douche bags in the private sector – but nothing can convince me that working for politicians and the leeches that surround them is somehow better or even as good on any level.
Buddy of mine was in a wedding in the Caribi B not long ago. The groom and groomsmen all wore light brown khakis/dress pants (I guess?) and white short sleeve Tommy B-looking shirts (untucked). Alright, destination wedding on the beach, FINE. But god damn those pants were all AT LEAST 6 inches too long I shit you not and combined with the untucked short-sleeve thing it had them all looking like an overweight Jamaican bowling league team. So now you gotta peddle around your Rastafarian Big Lebowski bowling team wedding pictures for the rest of your life. Your kids’ respect? Fucking forget about it.
Suit up, or at least tuck your fucking shirt in and have your pants tailored. Fuck me it was god awful.
yeeeeah…There was definitely that too. But for me, I chose what was in my opinion a far more terrible life choice/situation for this ass clown to have put himself in. If you can’t rage till 1 or 2 and pull it together by 9 am at the age of 21, you have no future.
Honestly, man. I don’t care if you are working your dream job cleanign sea turtles off the ivory coast, filming and fucking models and making 100K+ a year right out the gate – I wouldn’t cut my college short for anything. I got douche chills reading that you favor “important adult stuff” and “company happy hours” over blasting your load all over college your entire senior year. Jesus Christ. I guess you are better than the thousands of college graduate failures out there. Still – go fuck yourself.
Congratulations on all your successes. I would hope one day you are forced to look back at your life in varying degrees of shame, but something tells me you aren’t that self-aware. Things like ambition don’t even touch your radar.
Actually it’s quite common to live with your parents until you have a family of your own in eastern Europe and Asia, or at least get married. Even when married sometimes it’s the entire family under one roof. It’s called cultural differences and likely has nothing to do with financial independence. That said, that culture sounds like it fucking sucks. *sigh* #FIREJayTas
If my friend actually married a chick who forced a vegan option in their wedding, not only would I question him and our friendship, but I would be questioning my own decision-making pretty critically.
Kickball is a fucking insufferable travesty. At least in D.C., it was just a bunch of mooks with zero athletic ability embarrassing themselves publicly.
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Dude.
Where do you live? Cuba?
Soooo, girls mean exactly the opposite of what they say at all times. Got it. That’s really really fucking stupid. But I got it.
I’ve worked with some real douche bags in the private sector – but nothing can convince me that working for politicians and the leeches that surround them is somehow better or even as good on any level.
Man, ur like a male Carrie Bradshaw.
Buddy of mine was in a wedding in the Caribi B not long ago. The groom and groomsmen all wore light brown khakis/dress pants (I guess?) and white short sleeve Tommy B-looking shirts (untucked). Alright, destination wedding on the beach, FINE. But god damn those pants were all AT LEAST 6 inches too long I shit you not and combined with the untucked short-sleeve thing it had them all looking like an overweight Jamaican bowling league team. So now you gotta peddle around your Rastafarian Big Lebowski bowling team wedding pictures for the rest of your life. Your kids’ respect? Fucking forget about it.
Suit up, or at least tuck your fucking shirt in and have your pants tailored. Fuck me it was god awful.
yeeeeah…There was definitely that too. But for me, I chose what was in my opinion a far more terrible life choice/situation for this ass clown to have put himself in. If you can’t rage till 1 or 2 and pull it together by 9 am at the age of 21, you have no future.
Honestly, man. I don’t care if you are working your dream job cleanign sea turtles off the ivory coast, filming and fucking models and making 100K+ a year right out the gate – I wouldn’t cut my college short for anything. I got douche chills reading that you favor “important adult stuff” and “company happy hours” over blasting your load all over college your entire senior year. Jesus Christ. I guess you are better than the thousands of college graduate failures out there. Still – go fuck yourself.
Congratulations on all your successes. I would hope one day you are forced to look back at your life in varying degrees of shame, but something tells me you aren’t that self-aware. Things like ambition don’t even touch your radar.
Buttstuff?
Like actual advice to use?…yeesh.
Actually it’s quite common to live with your parents until you have a family of your own in eastern Europe and Asia, or at least get married. Even when married sometimes it’s the entire family under one roof. It’s called cultural differences and likely has nothing to do with financial independence. That said, that culture sounds like it fucking sucks. *sigh* #FIREJayTas
Kickball is [fucking lame].
Fixed that for you. Exhibit 1 – Gupta.
Or that you have a very troubling obsession with your dad’s cock.
If my friend actually married a chick who forced a vegan option in their wedding, not only would I question him and our friendship, but I would be questioning my own decision-making pretty critically.
That should be a felony.
Tell me that was about 6 beers deep. Tell me.
Lets calm down there buddy…It most certainly is not even close to that level even as a hyperbolic riff.
Kickball is a fucking insufferable travesty. At least in D.C., it was just a bunch of mooks with zero athletic ability embarrassing themselves publicly.
You are half right 🙁