Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.
Giving a shit about your lawn. PGP.
I’m more secretive checking my phone during work hours than I was in middle school. PGP.
Not staying up to see the moon last night because you wouldn’t have been able to function at work today. PGP.
New department moved to my floor. The stall seats always have piss all over them now. PGP.
Wanting to start your own company just because you don’t want to wear pants every day.