The struggle when your boss walks in as your mid-raid in Clash of Clans.

Identifying coworkers by the sound of their coughs and sneezes.

Coworkers bragging about doing nothing last night.

The coffee in the break room tastes like lost hope. PGP.

We don’t have any secret bathrooms in this building. PGP.

Thinking “hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely” when passing coworkers in the hall. PGP.

Pre-gaming a home and garden show. PGP.

I changed my password from Password01 to Password02. PGP.