When I feel too lazy to work, I’ll answer all the SportsNation polls to look like I’m busy. PGP.
I’ve been working here for 10 months and it’s only today that I realized the company name in my email signature is misspelled. PGP.
Getting issued a company laptop is awesome until you realize it means you are expected to work from home now. PGP.
“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.