oh barf, i didn’t know she went to oberlin…but that totally makes sense. (i feel like i can say these things because i went to one of their “competition” schools lol)
my sister had to get certified as an EMT for her program in undergrad and they never even saw the inside of an ambulance! she said if she ever has to call 9-1-1 she’s not lettting the EMTs touch her lol (she, consequently, actually is a doctor now)
this reminds me of how my mom bought my sister the sugar ray cd back in 1997 (my sister would have been 9) and there is a song where the lyrics are just “I need some fucking cash, you need some fucking cash, we all need some fucking cash, run and get my gun” and we would play it over our intercom system and my mom would just laugh.
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literally lol’d
there were two posts today ripping on the penguins!!! rude.
also, coming from a girl, this whole scenario happens to me all the time. except in the end i usually end up getting dumped LOL
i think that’s the least of his concerns. the mustache doesn’t help. lol
she needs to go somewhere even more remote. perhaps somewhere that doesn’t have internet access.
oh barf, i didn’t know she went to oberlin…but that totally makes sense. (i feel like i can say these things because i went to one of their “competition” schools lol)
still can’t believe this dude is only 34. i thought for sure he was AT LEAST mid-40s.
and that’s why you don’t put your email on your phone and don’t bring your laptop home.
i used to be a teacher and it SO wasn’t worth it. the sub never even followed my lesson plans. one time, the sub didn’t even show up!
i see you have a girlfriend.
also, who works 9-5? i don’t know anyone with those hours. it’s always 8-5. 🙁
you clearly did not get beyond the first sentence of the article.
i know! i used to feel sorry for him, but he’s seriously just an enabler at this point.
this article read like one of donald trump’s rants. i legitimately had no idea what was being said 98% of the time.
my sister had to get certified as an EMT for her program in undergrad and they never even saw the inside of an ambulance! she said if she ever has to call 9-1-1 she’s not lettting the EMTs touch her lol (she, consequently, actually is a doctor now)
if you want to talk about something funny, let’s talk about the toronto maple leafs.
ps: not trying to be a parody account
phil kessel isn’t funny, so it’s only fitting.
not trying to be a parody account, btw.
i would like it if someone proposed to me at a penguins game. but then again, i would be on the ice playing…so that might be awkward.
this reminds me of how my mom bought my sister the sugar ray cd back in 1997 (my sister would have been 9) and there is a song where the lyrics are just “I need some fucking cash, you need some fucking cash, we all need some fucking cash, run and get my gun” and we would play it over our intercom system and my mom would just laugh.
are they really one of “the best ones” if they are a cheater, though? lol