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Maybe you’re sick of seeing posts about The Bachelor. That’s fine, I get it. The show isn’t for everyone (even though it really is). But you have to read about this story. HAVE TO. It’s so wild that Eliza Thornberry is rolling in her grave (she got eaten by Darwin, the chimp). I’m not sure what we’ve done to deserve it, but somehow, one of the girls on the upcoming season of The Bachelor had a one night stand with Nick Viall years ago. What a plot line.
Per Us Weekly:
It’s probably safe to say she won’t be getting the First Impression Rose. Nick Viall hooked up with one of his contestants from the forthcoming season of The Bachelor long before the show was ever filmed, a source exclusively tells Us Weekly. “During the first day of taping, all of the girls came out, and he actually had slept with one of them at a wedding and never called her again,” the insider tells Us.
Neither of the onetime bedmates acknowledged their past sexual encounter after reuniting on set, the source adds. A second insider says Viall told producers that he “didn’t want any girls on the show that he already knew or had a date with” because he felt “it was a waste of a person being there.”
I need to know who this girl is like I need Tom Brady to breathe, purely so I don’t have her going far in my Bachelor bracket. The simple fact that they’ve already schtupped completely eliminates her from going far, because the fact is, the only reason half of the girls get to the Fantasy Suite in the first place is because The Bachelor is curious about banging them. But if you take the mystery out, there’s no incentive for Nicky V to take this girl far. None. He knows it was never going to work out with this chick, so why even string her along? Hundo P she goes home the first night. That’s a mortal lock. So yeah, Nick, no shit it’s a “waste of a person being there.”
Now, this girl didn’t just get on the show purely based on coincidence. She either was hunted down by the producers via some insanely good detective work to stir the pot a little, or she was so infatuated with the wedding ONS that she went to the greatest lengths possible to get on the show when it was revealed that Nicky V was going to be our guy. Which is some serious stalker shit. There are crazy girls that hack your emails, and then there are the ones your mom warned you about: the ones who track you down via a reality dating show. The fact that girls like that exist make me want to die alone in a fortress of solitude.
Here are the Vegas odds on how this girl got onto the show:
Her obsession with Nick: -150
So, what do we think? Coincidence, puppet master producers, or psychotic chick? .
[via Us Weekly]
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