Vacations are all about the chill factor. Will, you say that content never sleeps, but at least you know how to relax. T-Swift looks like she’s trying so hard to look like she’s having fun, but never actually has fun or relaxes.
You win this round, but she’s got the better legs.
I think you’re supposed to have already had sex and left by that point. They always throw up, it’s just a matter of whether or not you’re present for it.
Every time a friend has tried to get my reaction on their baby, all I can think of is “Yup… that’s a baby.” I have two friends ready to pop and I’m already practicing my fake smile.
I guess I use Mike’s technique. I thought that’s what people meant when they said “back to front.” I’ve never touched the toilet water with my hand and I don’t get shit all over any part of me. This article is giving me a crisis.
You’re catching a lot of hate here, but you make one great point. Nothing kills the momentum of a party worse than “Let me just play this one Youtube video on Chromecast. It’s hilarious, everyone’s gonna love it.”
I don’t have a lot of marketable skills, but I help people move on every occasion I get because I hate moving my own stuff. I also review resumes in exchange for dinner or beer. Bartering is the best.
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Vacations are all about the chill factor. Will, you say that content never sleeps, but at least you know how to relax. T-Swift looks like she’s trying so hard to look like she’s having fun, but never actually has fun or relaxes.
You win this round, but she’s got the better legs.
Okay, so she knows all the stupid shit she does. She just doesn’t care.
I think you’re supposed to have already had sex and left by that point. They always throw up, it’s just a matter of whether or not you’re present for it.
I’m beginning to think Intern Denis hijacked a plane and literally flew it too close to the sun.
Johnny D’s version of the yellow umbrella from HIMYM.
Sounds like you should be “AggressiveAggressiveEmailKing”.
The correct answer is “No, please don’t take this to HR. We don’t care.”
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Every time a friend has tried to get my reaction on their baby, all I can think of is “Yup… that’s a baby.” I have two friends ready to pop and I’m already practicing my fake smile.
I guess I use Mike’s technique. I thought that’s what people meant when they said “back to front.” I’ve never touched the toilet water with my hand and I don’t get shit all over any part of me. This article is giving me a crisis.
Found Dillon’s alt account.
You’re catching a lot of hate here, but you make one great point. Nothing kills the momentum of a party worse than “Let me just play this one Youtube video on Chromecast. It’s hilarious, everyone’s gonna love it.”
Man, this gif cuts off way too early.
Seriously. My wife once used my toothbrush by accident, so I went out and got a new one. There’s just something not quite right about it.
The Commonwealth is such a happy place, I’m sure there’s no risk of getting depressed by spending all your nights there.
Wait, why don’t you just buy five “meals for one” at a time and skip the store the other four days of the week?
I cook dinner from scratch almost every night, but I don’t think I’ll ever get the onion thing down. Having a $300 knife would probably help.
I don’t have a lot of marketable skills, but I help people move on every occasion I get because I hate moving my own stuff. I also review resumes in exchange for dinner or beer. Bartering is the best.
He’s just trying to pull the focus away from his blindingly white self.