For those with a long commute and a lack of commitment to sitting down and reading at home, I’d encourage you to try audio books. They make sitting in traffic much more tolerable.
I usually put leftovers in tupperware after I eat, soak the slow cooker, and clean it before bed. Liners are a great alternative, though, especially since you can end up with those awful little crispy bits on the sides that refuse to come off no matter how hard you scrub.
2-3 chicken titties
Jar of salsa
Low and slow before you leave for work
Add a dash of regret, three job applications while your boss is at lunch, and two silently shed tears
Come home to delicious smelling kitchen
Pull the chicken like you’ll be pulling your chicken before bed
Make rice. Even you can handle this one
Put in taco sized tortillas
Instagram that shit
Let me introduce you to a little friend of mine called the slow cooker (or crockpot, if you will.) I’ll even get you started:
1 pork shoulder
1 20oz bottle of Dr. Pepper or root beer
Cook on low for 8 hours
Shred the fuck out of it like you just joined Megadeth
Add 1/2 to 1 bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s or preferred BBQ sauce
Slap that shit on burger buns with some slaw or top mac and cheese with it
Maybe it’s a dig at all of us? Also I would advise him to not specifically target Nived because damn I would not want to be on his bad side. Shit gets dark when he’s in a GOOD mood.
Seriously, what’s with these guys who have to comment on everything like they’re not-so-secretly searching for the approval of hundreds of people they don’t know?
Fuck the post-sex cigarette, I say we start lighting up stogies after doing the deed. Break out a pipe. You just got laid, why not celebrate the occasion?
I started drinking black coffee a bit less than a year ago. I figure, if I’m not going to enjoy the taste, why make myself feel gross from adding a bunch of sugar to it? I don’t know why I started drinking, maybe just out of boredom, but I occasionally go a couple weeks without coffee and nothing changes. My thoughts: drink it if it’s free (at the office) or you really need the caffeine, but otherwise avoid it.
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I don’t want to assume anything about your life, but if someone told me this was your life story, I’d believe them without hesitation.
I was looking into project management lately, and it sounds like it’s all the same reactions I get now, just for different stupid shit.
For those with a long commute and a lack of commitment to sitting down and reading at home, I’d encourage you to try audio books. They make sitting in traffic much more tolerable.
I’m just here for the beer.
Trying to figure out which of y’all was each entry.
I usually put leftovers in tupperware after I eat, soak the slow cooker, and clean it before bed. Liners are a great alternative, though, especially since you can end up with those awful little crispy bits on the sides that refuse to come off no matter how hard you scrub.
2-3 chicken titties
Jar of salsa
Low and slow before you leave for work
Add a dash of regret, three job applications while your boss is at lunch, and two silently shed tears
Come home to delicious smelling kitchen
Pull the chicken like you’ll be pulling your chicken before bed
Make rice. Even you can handle this one
Put in taco sized tortillas
Instagram that shit
Let me introduce you to a little friend of mine called the slow cooker (or crockpot, if you will.) I’ll even get you started:
1 pork shoulder
1 20oz bottle of Dr. Pepper or root beer
Cook on low for 8 hours
Shred the fuck out of it like you just joined Megadeth
Add 1/2 to 1 bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s or preferred BBQ sauce
Slap that shit on burger buns with some slaw or top mac and cheese with it
Maybe it’s a dig at all of us? Also I would advise him to not specifically target Nived because damn I would not want to be on his bad side. Shit gets dark when he’s in a GOOD mood.
Seriously, what’s with these guys who have to comment on everything like they’re not-so-secretly searching for the approval of hundreds of people they don’t know?
How do you not have a cooking beer? It’ll change your life, almost as much as the shower beer.
Slap on some headphones, listen to some podcasts, and pretend you’re not doing what you’re doing for 8 hours. Yeah, sounds about the same either way.
Fuck the post-sex cigarette, I say we start lighting up stogies after doing the deed. Break out a pipe. You just got laid, why not celebrate the occasion?
I love cooking, my wife hates it. I hate doing dishes, she’s cool with it. We both drink during our assigned duties. Best arrangement a man can have.
I started drinking black coffee a bit less than a year ago. I figure, if I’m not going to enjoy the taste, why make myself feel gross from adding a bunch of sugar to it? I don’t know why I started drinking, maybe just out of boredom, but I occasionally go a couple weeks without coffee and nothing changes. My thoughts: drink it if it’s free (at the office) or you really need the caffeine, but otherwise avoid it.
Well written, Shibby, but… why do I kind of want to have sex with a cheeseburger all of a sudden?
“People act like the only time you can vacation is in the summer.”
If I vacation any other time, I fly south so it’s not so fucking cold and shitty.
Hey asshole, these are Nike shorts, not Champion.
I mean, I’m impressed.