Have the day off, and the first thing that I plan on doing is getting a haircut. There’s no better way to start your weekend than looking and feeling fresh.
I’m so superstitious that I not only wear lucky underwear, but also a lucky tie. It’s helped me get what I need so far in court and win an outside competition in law school, so here’s to hoping the old one-two punch keeps working.
Post-reception bar hopping confidence is the best. I don’t think I’ve ever had more fun than going to a small dive bar with karaoke, and dominating a Queen song after a wedding.
Spartans are always a good choice, but I think I’d go with the Chinese army. There’s a reason why The Art of War is still widely read today, apart from being an incredibly good book.
Realized I wore my old dress shoes down so much that one of them had a hole in the middle of the shoe’s underside. Bought some new, awesome-looking dress shoes over the weekend that I’ll debut in court today. Dress well, test well!
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A town called White Settlement in Texas. The jokes write themselves.
Donning my lucky tie and socks for my 2 consecutive hearings in court this morning. Time to close some cases!
Does 4chan need a moderator in /pol? Something tells me she would fit in well over there.
Nothing sums up California better than this story.
Being too tired to meal plan or do anything more than slap lunch together a few minutes before you leave. PGP
Found out another one of my articles was published on an industry blog this weekend. I’m ecstatic to learn I’m getting my name out there!
There’s always the music that blares out over the gym speakers. Nothing sets the mood for romance better than the music at the gym, after all.
He and Girl should pair off to discuss “getting” their real estate license. No two people truly deserve each more than they do.
Have the day off, and the first thing that I plan on doing is getting a haircut. There’s no better way to start your weekend than looking and feeling fresh.
Sorry for your loss, man.
I’m so superstitious that I not only wear lucky underwear, but also a lucky tie. It’s helped me get what I need so far in court and win an outside competition in law school, so here’s to hoping the old one-two punch keeps working.
Realizing you no longer care whether you know current slang. PGPM.
Post-reception bar hopping confidence is the best. I don’t think I’ve ever had more fun than going to a small dive bar with karaoke, and dominating a Queen song after a wedding.
Do people really type out all those extra letters, as seen in the opening line of the email? The sooner that trend dies out, the better.
Bill Nye: scientist, beloved childhood TV personality and relationship expert. A+ advice.
Spartans are always a good choice, but I think I’d go with the Chinese army. There’s a reason why The Art of War is still widely read today, apart from being an incredibly good book.
Social interaction alone is almost too much for me on hungover Sundays, depending on the severity. Postmates is a lifesaver.
GBBO is the GOAT reality show. It’s too bad Mel, Sue and Mary Berry won’t be back for the next season.
Realized I wore my old dress shoes down so much that one of them had a hole in the middle of the shoe’s underside. Bought some new, awesome-looking dress shoes over the weekend that I’ll debut in court today. Dress well, test well!
Realizing you are becoming increasingly less familiar with technology and social platforms: PGP.