Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Accidentally slept with the boss’s daughter’s best friend. Somehow he heard about it. #PGP

Having meetings to plan other meetings…

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

Checking rates on GolfNow on tee times I’m too scared to skip out on work for.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.