The Elks lodge I lifeguarded at had a cornhole tournament Saturday as part of a huge fundraiser for a fallen firefighter. Beauty and the Least (I’m going to be a very annoying dad) went 2-2. Then my partner and I picked up two of my friends and went to see The Front Bottoms. Then we got Taco Bell and the guy working there threw 87 fire sauce packets into my car.
“A chicken roamed right in front of the bride and groom during the ceremony, much to everyone’s delight, and horses trotted in and out of sight behind us.”
Are you sure this was a wedding and not a Zac Brown Band video shoot.
To me it’s similar to your first week of college when you’re inundated with rules and procedures and you meet people who’ll be your friends for exactly one week before you go out and meet new people you actually have something in common with.
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Got a plastic gavel and a takeout menu and am going as Law and Order. You’re more than welcome to steal.
LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD NOISES
PUT DOWN THE PHONE AND GO OUTSIDE MOTHERFUCKER
Same here. My old job just had candy in the break room and we had to work BOTH Christmas and New Year’s Eve.
I did not like that job.
The Elks lodge I lifeguarded at had a cornhole tournament Saturday as part of a huge fundraiser for a fallen firefighter. Beauty and the Least (I’m going to be a very annoying dad) went 2-2. Then my partner and I picked up two of my friends and went to see The Front Bottoms. Then we got Taco Bell and the guy working there threw 87 fire sauce packets into my car.
This is the most on brand thing of all time. Well done.
“A chicken roamed right in front of the bride and groom during the ceremony, much to everyone’s delight, and horses trotted in and out of sight behind us.”
Are you sure this was a wedding and not a Zac Brown Band video shoot.
“I’m for it.”
-Oedipus Rex
WHO GIVES A SHIT
Honest question: Do people go outside and talk to people anymore
I almost got kicked out of a bar Friday during the USMNT game. Sunday I saw Blade Runner. I am extremely behind on grading and I regret nothing.
I actually contend that the day before Thanksgiving is a bigger drinking holiday than Thanksgiving is but you do you.
It’s NYE and it really isn’t even close.
No my point was any one of those characters is lightyears more annoying than JD was.
The entire cast of Friends would like a word about your first point.
To me it’s similar to your first week of college when you’re inundated with rules and procedures and you meet people who’ll be your friends for exactly one week before you go out and meet new people you actually have something in common with.
That Applebee’s is also underrated.
The Taco Bell in Penn Station has saved my life on multiple occasions and deserves recognition.
You’re years late on this and incorrect people are talking about it. Nived and I have discussed this at great length.
That sounds good as hell.