Shakespeare was so baked he straight-up invented words in his plays but everyone reading his plays was also baked because they saw the new words and were like “Okay man whatever” so that’s a solid choice.
My dad has one functioning kidney and is in rehab mainly because he had no other choice because of his rampant alcoholism and drug addiction SO NO THANKS IMMA STAY ME.
I played in a soccer rec league on Wednesday nights and we had a 5th place game once at 11pm and I pretty much took a nap on the field with 5 minutes left.
Divorce is brutal even years after it happens. My parents got divorced when I was 7 (alcoholism is fucked). Flash forward to the summer going into my junior year of college and my dad doesn’t send in FAFSA information on time.
My brother and I got banged on interest fees on our loans because of it. Something we had no control over.
We saw what they did to us in Pearl Harbor. We were dialed in defensively, ready to step up for each other. That’s really what we did. We were just so dialed in defensively.”
I mean you raise a good point but someone on my floor got fired yesterday. We received an email stating that they’re no longer allowed access to the building and if we see them near the office to let someone know immediately.
So don’t get attached but sometimes it’s key to make people aware that you exist.
I think a better “Hey Arnold!” metaphor would have been referencing the episode when he tries to do everything on the list on a Saturday but fails spectacularly. With regards to rejection it would’ve made sense because you can try and have the best intentions but sometimes it blows up in your face despite your best efforts.
There were newlyweds in the bleachers at the New York City FC home opener Sunday so depending on how you feel about soccer that may be more insufferable than this.
I went to Dallas two years ago during the NCAA Tournament and saw the Mercer upset/Nae Nae as it happened. I drank half my body weight in Shiner and ate some of the best BBQ of my whole life. Totally recommend.
I lifeguarded at a pool that had a DJ play a couple times per summer. He played a HEAVILY edited version of “Get Low” once that may have had twelve lyrics not bleeped out. It’s offensive to do that to a classic.
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Shakespeare was so baked he straight-up invented words in his plays but everyone reading his plays was also baked because they saw the new words and were like “Okay man whatever” so that’s a solid choice.
Full Court Miracle may be the least plausible movie in the entirety of human existence.
My dad has one functioning kidney and is in rehab mainly because he had no other choice because of his rampant alcoholism and drug addiction SO NO THANKS IMMA STAY ME.
I played in a soccer rec league on Wednesday nights and we had a 5th place game once at 11pm and I pretty much took a nap on the field with 5 minutes left.
NYC is only on the list because spending less than $10-$15 on lunch is a complicated art.
I’m pretty sure the waiting period after you interview for a job you really want is as bad as this.
Ray Hudson would also be fucking hilarious considering all his calls sound like an English grad student on mushrooms trying to write a poem.
We all need to buy the most ridiculous suits/blazers in solidarity with this man.
“Spieth… for birdie…HE HITS IT. WOWWWWWWWW.”
Divorce is brutal even years after it happens. My parents got divorced when I was 7 (alcoholism is fucked). Flash forward to the summer going into my junior year of college and my dad doesn’t send in FAFSA information on time.
My brother and I got banged on interest fees on our loans because of it. Something we had no control over.
We saw what they did to us in Pearl Harbor. We were dialed in defensively, ready to step up for each other. That’s really what we did. We were just so dialed in defensively.”
-General Patton, 1942.
I mean you raise a good point but someone on my floor got fired yesterday. We received an email stating that they’re no longer allowed access to the building and if we see them near the office to let someone know immediately.
So don’t get attached but sometimes it’s key to make people aware that you exist.
I think a better “Hey Arnold!” metaphor would have been referencing the episode when he tries to do everything on the list on a Saturday but fails spectacularly. With regards to rejection it would’ve made sense because you can try and have the best intentions but sometimes it blows up in your face despite your best efforts.
Asheville is a delightfully weird place that has great local beer and the nicest homeless people I’ve encountered.
There were newlyweds in the bleachers at the New York City FC home opener Sunday so depending on how you feel about soccer that may be more insufferable than this.
I went to Dallas two years ago during the NCAA Tournament and saw the Mercer upset/Nae Nae as it happened. I drank half my body weight in Shiner and ate some of the best BBQ of my whole life. Totally recommend.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ADVERBS
SantaCon is going to be a fucking nightmare.
That and the Cuban Shuffle.
I lifeguarded at a pool that had a DJ play a couple times per summer. He played a HEAVILY edited version of “Get Low” once that may have had twelve lyrics not bleeped out. It’s offensive to do that to a classic.