When 16 people have left in ONE year I’ve been here and the Glassdoor reviews include phrases such as “not a good place if you wish to progress in life” and “don’t work here if you expect to have a future.”
Not sure if the “hey girl, I was on the Bachelorette” line works but I knew the guy who was the first person to get eliminated on “A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila” and he bragged about that fact constantly so maybe he’ll go for it.
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It’s the best and it gets better as you keep drinking as it mainly devolves into a bunch of people slapping a Frisbee as hard as they can.
deFries what is your stance on KanJam?
I work in publishing and nobody here gives a fuck anymore. I wore shorts for a week last summer and nobody batted an eye.
Avoid anything with garlic and you’re good.
Legit the only times I’ve worn a tie to work were when I had an interview for another job during my lunch break.
As someone who went to Boston College I point that out far too often.
If you don’t cry you should just go to the bride and say “The prophecy is not in your favor” or something cryptic as hell.
Also Josh Gondelman has an amazing bit on weddings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2URt7O6N6SI
I know I’m a terrible person because if I ever saw a bride turn her cheek during the kiss I would laugh my ass off.
Check your Twitter.
The two receptionists at my job do so little that I’ve almost* worked up the nerve to ask them if they actually do anything all day.
*definitely will never ask*
When 16 people have left in ONE year I’ve been here and the Glassdoor reviews include phrases such as “not a good place if you wish to progress in life” and “don’t work here if you expect to have a future.”
People not knowing how apostrophes work drive me up a fucking wall. I saw a flyer advertising “birthday party’s” once and I almost had a stroke.
…is Buzz Donghardt Zapp Brannigan because that would make this even more hilarious.
“Blessed are the meek, for they keep it 100.”
…Stefon Diggs is pretty good, though.
At least you have the….Vikings? I’m sorry.
Looks like he’s about to recreate D’Angelo’s “How Does It Feel” video.
Not sure if the “hey girl, I was on the Bachelorette” line works but I knew the guy who was the first person to get eliminated on “A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila” and he bragged about that fact constantly so maybe he’ll go for it.
I probably wouldn’t want to work for you if I knew you said “goobers” regularly.