Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.
My parents got me a $100 gift card to the local grocery store and I’ve never been more grateful in my life. PGP.
Spot on. (Also, be warned, there’s some NSFW language.)
“Come up with a budget, then f**k that budget.”
Answering the phone on speaker every time a call comes in. PGPM.
The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.
Well, this isn’t disturbing or completely terrifying in any manner.
I get excited when I think about what I’m gonna wear next casual Friday. PGP.
Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.
I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.
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