Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

Bring your child to work day. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

I saw a coworker outside of work and walked to the complete other side of the parking lot to a random store just to avoid having to say hi. PGP.