Louis CK said it best last year: Best Documentary Short is the only Oscar that matters, it’s the only one going back to someone’s crappy LA apartment and being kept on someone’s kitchen table forever. Watani: My Homeland had better win.
As a videographer, I’ve actually had to give a lecture at my company about how to shoot professional photos and videos on an iPhone. if you know how to use it and the little tricks you can use it for, it’s not a bad camera. As for this, someone would be better off just taking a real photography course and then applying that to their iPhone.
Just try to pay attention to what she’s saying, keep asking questions, and down your first round as quickly as possible so that the whiskey can work its magic fast. You got this.
Ground beef and onions mixed in with one of those instant indian lentil stew packets served over rice, and Troegs Trogenater beer. Very jealous of everyone getting wings tonight.
She went there with a college friend, be patient, I’m sure the “I hooked up with an old college friend and realized it was a mistake the day afterwards” column is coming.
“Has an anxiety attack for no clear reason.”
Sorry friend, I feel you on that, every single slow day at work at around the same time the same thing happens to me.
This interview would be so much more entertaining and accurate if she actually mentioned the countless insults I’m sure she hurled at the cashier before the video even began. I’m sure in her mind nothing she said before during or after the video is insulting or demeaning in any way.
I got a text from a girl I met on vacation here in North Carolina at 11:50 that she was actually going to come to the concert I invited her out to (she’s a bartender, so it seemed like it would be kinda dull to ask her out to a bar for new years), an hour and a half later, I still hadn’t heard anything from her telling me that she was on her way or that uber was slow, or that her ride was taking forever, and the band was done. So, I started the year being stood up. Can only get better from here, right?
The post dumping self improvement thing is a sad sad place to be, because it always comes from a place of spite and self hatred. Definitely not something to be envied. Speaking for a friend, of course.
The more I stare at the picture of the bald eagle stuck in the grille of a car, the more I realize its metaphorical qualities. This year, we were all that eagle in one way or another.
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Louis CK said it best last year: Best Documentary Short is the only Oscar that matters, it’s the only one going back to someone’s crappy LA apartment and being kept on someone’s kitchen table forever. Watani: My Homeland had better win.
I know she’s fictional, but as someone currently going through a rather busy workday, this pisses me off so much right now.
As a videographer, I’ve actually had to give a lecture at my company about how to shoot professional photos and videos on an iPhone. if you know how to use it and the little tricks you can use it for, it’s not a bad camera. As for this, someone would be better off just taking a real photography course and then applying that to their iPhone.
I’ll see your name in lights, we could make you a star, Charlie we’ll take the world by storm, it isn’t that hard.
go pay some weirdos to put some voodoo shit on fart lady. What a terrible thing to do to someone.
*fright. Damnit.
Fish tacos from the bar I’m about to play guitar at. Turns out fish and stage freight don’t mix all that well
Just try to pay attention to what she’s saying, keep asking questions, and down your first round as quickly as possible so that the whiskey can work its magic fast. You got this.
Ground beef and onions mixed in with one of those instant indian lentil stew packets served over rice, and Troegs Trogenater beer. Very jealous of everyone getting wings tonight.
She went there with a college friend, be patient, I’m sure the “I hooked up with an old college friend and realized it was a mistake the day afterwards” column is coming.
It isn’t in my profile. Sup?
“I hate metaphors, that’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. None of this fru-fru symbolism, just a simple story of a man who hates an animal”.
Well, guess I should go remove the Ron Swanson quote in my bio then.
“Has an anxiety attack for no clear reason.”
Sorry friend, I feel you on that, every single slow day at work at around the same time the same thing happens to me.
This interview would be so much more entertaining and accurate if she actually mentioned the countless insults I’m sure she hurled at the cashier before the video even began. I’m sure in her mind nothing she said before during or after the video is insulting or demeaning in any way.
Who says I didn’t already? Also, ‘sup?
I got a text from a girl I met on vacation here in North Carolina at 11:50 that she was actually going to come to the concert I invited her out to (she’s a bartender, so it seemed like it would be kinda dull to ask her out to a bar for new years), an hour and a half later, I still hadn’t heard anything from her telling me that she was on her way or that uber was slow, or that her ride was taking forever, and the band was done. So, I started the year being stood up. Can only get better from here, right?
The post dumping self improvement thing is a sad sad place to be, because it always comes from a place of spite and self hatred. Definitely not something to be envied. Speaking for a friend, of course.
“100% chance of getting laid.”
End of discussion. Have a good new years.
The more I stare at the picture of the bald eagle stuck in the grille of a car, the more I realize its metaphorical qualities. This year, we were all that eagle in one way or another.