OutOfToner

Graphic Designer for an NFL Team. Fan of craft beer and pretending I have my shit together.

Member Since 09/13/2016

  • OutOfToner 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/26

    Strolled in two hours early while my boss is absent to grind out some tasks and to kiss up to upper management without interference. I’m all about that long game.

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 3/31

    I HAVE UNTIL 3PM TO SUBMIT MOCKUP-LOGOS FOR THE NBA FINALS AND IF THE CLIENT LIKES ONE, I WILL BE HIRED ON AS HIS EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY WORLD! THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY! THIS IS MY MOMENT! I WORKED TOO HARD AND FOR TOO LONG NOT TO CLOSE THIS FUCKING DEAL, SO WATCH OUT MOTHER FUCKERS BECAUSE I WILL GO SCORCHED EARTH ON ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. TODAY I PISS ONLY PURE EXCELLENCE!

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 3/27

    Meeting with a multi-billionaire at 2pm today. I emailed him last week with an idea and he requested we meet. No idea how this is going to turn out but still pretty exciting.

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Trying To Get A Girlfriend Is Exhausting

    I was right where you were almost two years ago. I had a routine. I crushed it at work and then worked out at the gym 5 days a week. It was simple, repetitive, and a little boring but the weekend partying is what motivated me. During this time I accidentally bumped into someone and we started chatting about random stuff until I discovered that she grew up in the town next to mine, went to the same college, and had similar music tastes and humor as me. I didn’t want to be in a relationship but here I was with this amazing girl who (ready for this) LET ME BE MYSELF. It was like this weird click. One minute I’m single and the next minute there is this person walking by my side like they had always been there. Biggest mistake you can make is to go looking for love. Love for yourself and a kindness towards all people is what will bring you happiness. And trust me, it will happen.

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on People Who Know Sh*t: Ben Horowitz

    How did you deal with the anxiety or emotional turmoil of founding a company? What specifics stand out to you the most? And at what point did you realize that this simple idea Ryan had and you built on a wordpress would one day become the success it is?

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 3/16

    Somehow got a meeting with a man worth 5.4 billion dollars and who owns half the city all because I emailed him “friendly constructive feedback” on a book he wrote.

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on People Who Know Sh*t: Sam Harris

    Except that he owns the website you’re currently on and delivers content to millions of people. It also doesn’t hurt that he makes a fine living for his family but yeah tell me more about how Madison doesn’t know shit.

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts

    WOKE UP VIOLENTLY ILL. HAVEN’T THROWN UP THIS HARD SINCE THE LAST INITIATION PARTY I ATTENDED.
    WAS FORCED TO CALL OFF WORK. I WILL NOW SPEND MY DAY WORKING ON MY SIDE HUSSLE. I WILL WORK SO HARD IT WILL BECOME MY MAIN HUSSLE. I WILL ACHIEVE MY DREAM OF WORKING FROM MY HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE MICHIGAN ON A SPRING FED LAKE WITH BEAUTIFUL VIEWS AND PLENTY OF FISH.

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts

    Thanks for the advice everyone! I appreciate it immensely. Also, I work in the NFL and if I hadn’t said anything, policy is immediate termination. So, let’s use my example as a case study for future payroll fuck ups.

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts

    Hey everyone, I’m in need of advice. I got paid twice by my employer this morning. I should say something, right?

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts

    IM BEING BURIED ALIVE BY REVISIONS THAT I ONLY HAVE TO MAKE BECAUSE THE IDIOT WHO REQUESTED THE DESIGNS FROM ME “FORGOT” TO INCLUDE THEM ON THE PROJECT REQUEST FORM. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. HOW COME WHEN SOMEONE SUCKS AT THEIR JOB IT BECOMES MY PROBLEM. I WOULD LOVE TO BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT TODAY BUT ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS. IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • OutOfToner 8 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts

    I HAVE TODAY OFF BECAUSE I WORK WITHIN THE LEAGUE. I will be using today to clean my house, do my taxes, and finishing up a mobile app I’ve been developing. This day, this year, is my mountain. And it is not the mountain that we conquer it is ourselves.

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