Funny thing is that statistically Wilt Chamberlain is the best all-time, and it’s not even really close. He’s got like every single-game and all-time record.
Actually, a ton of schools require each high school student to do community service hours per year, or else they’ll fail you. My school required 24, and if you got in trouble during the year, it went up a good bit.
At least reality will be helping those chodes that tell everyone they’re celebrating their fourth 29th birthday. Looking at you, my former college professor that wears basketball jerseys to effing work.
JayTas can only get those 35 year olds that are hitting their mid-life crises, and are making weird sexual bucket lists that include Jewish guys or shitty writers.
My doctor tries to use street slang when I talk to him. I can’t stand it. One time when I cut my leg, he took a look at it and said “Yo dawg, that needs stitches”. Well thanks, Randy Jackson. For a second there, I thought I was on American Idol, and not in a fucking doctor’s office.
Funny thing is that statistically Wilt Chamberlain is the best all-time, and it’s not even really close. He’s got like every single-game and all-time record.
What if Brian and JayTas had a falling out, and JayTas somehow ended coming out on top? That would be my worst nightmare.
But would you be okay with never having sex? She apparently doesn’t have sex with her boyfriends
Don’t worry Jay. If you died, we’d all notice. But it’d be due to the sudden lack of shitty writing on this site.
You looked great on TV crying 9/11 conspiracy after last year’s Super Bowl. Do you work out? Or is that another sheeple thing you don’t follow?
Actually, a ton of schools require each high school student to do community service hours per year, or else they’ll fail you. My school required 24, and if you got in trouble during the year, it went up a good bit.
You’re trying too hard
At least reality will be helping those chodes that tell everyone they’re celebrating their fourth 29th birthday. Looking at you, my former college professor that wears basketball jerseys to effing work.
The second I read “hot fire”, all I could think about was Dylan.
“So how has your weekend been?”
“It’s too early to tell”
Shit, it works
Electricle? Is that some form of electrically powered testicle or something? I think spelling should now be added to your list of classes to take.
If that conductor isn’t screaming “WOOHOO” in his best Archer voice, then he isn’t living
Left shark needs to be the new Ole Miss mascot.
Don’t hold back SCar87, you MUST win this anonymous internet argument!
JayTas can only get those 35 year olds that are hitting their mid-life crises, and are making weird sexual bucket lists that include Jewish guys or shitty writers.
Also, Friends is pretty good. “Welcome to the real world. It sucks! You’re gonna love it.”
My doctor tries to use street slang when I talk to him. I can’t stand it. One time when I cut my leg, he took a look at it and said “Yo dawg, that needs stitches”. Well thanks, Randy Jackson. For a second there, I thought I was on American Idol, and not in a fucking doctor’s office.
There’s now a 0% chance that I’ll ever get a match again. No way girls are gonna pay for anything in the dating world.
Drake definitely went home and had a good cry after this.