living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
I feel sorry for ya bro but here if you pass all of them you pretty much get promoted to director or at least that’s how it is at my place of work. Still wouldn’t want to take em tho #respect
Actually requirements to sit for the CPA depend on the states some are lax with the requirements *cough* Florida *cough*. Unfortunately Texas has some of the most stringent requirements to sit for the damn test and most CPAs here just get their MBAs. Still better than having to take the Actuarial Licensing Exams
an irrefutable argument. Funny thing is its always people who’ve never had any kind of experience with animal husbandry that complain or push the vegan/vegetarian card to new levels of deFrie-ness(when something is more infuriating than sad but also pretty sad). Try raising cattle or goats or sheep for a few years and yeah you get a respect for the animal but you realize that they’re pretty stupid and would get eaten in the wild as you mentioned.
From a purely volume of sales point it sure does but let me see that horizontal analysis before you start making claims. Publix brings in 32.6B in sales per 1,106 locations and HEB brings in 23B per 370 stores from the basis of this whos shitting on who?
Clear eyes, full hearts #TexasForever. The point is stating that Florida is home to anything being “the best” is laughable. Any other state wanting to claim something sure go for it. Colorado=Dankest weed Sure! Illinois/NY = Best Pizza. Why not! Shakeshack/In and Out = just as good as Whataburger or better. I’ll respect that opinion even though Sam Houston is turning over in his grave about it. But what i will not suffer is someone from Florida claiming any kind of superiority or contempt over a Texas institution.
TLDR once you talked ill about HEB. HEB is GOAT. Also being that you like publix I’m making an assumption you’re from Florida so that already invalidates your opinion. This is like deFries commenting on the topic of masculinity or on not being a beta male.
When i buy somethin from there i just keep hoping I’ll be one of those randos that finds a couple thousands dollars stuck to the bottom of a drawer or randomly find a lost Jackson Pollock someone tossed out.
Complaining about flying back to the states after an extended vacation in the Italian Countryside? Get outta here with this subtle attempt at a humble brag article and i appreciate you adding depth and scope to the words in your lexicon there JD
Journey is always a win regardless of occasion, I’ll agree to removal from list but with the addition of Faithfully and or Anyway You Want It cause they be fyre.
Just watch Rick and Morty because that’s the only therapy anyone needs “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die; come watch TV.”
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False Tawna is B-Max’s Mia
I feel sorry for ya bro but here if you pass all of them you pretty much get promoted to director or at least that’s how it is at my place of work. Still wouldn’t want to take em tho #respect
Actually requirements to sit for the CPA depend on the states some are lax with the requirements *cough* Florida *cough*. Unfortunately Texas has some of the most stringent requirements to sit for the damn test and most CPAs here just get their MBAs. Still better than having to take the Actuarial Licensing Exams
Her name was Probably Mia…
an irrefutable argument. Funny thing is its always people who’ve never had any kind of experience with animal husbandry that complain or push the vegan/vegetarian card to new levels of deFrie-ness(when something is more infuriating than sad but also pretty sad). Try raising cattle or goats or sheep for a few years and yeah you get a respect for the animal but you realize that they’re pretty stupid and would get eaten in the wild as you mentioned.
From a purely volume of sales point it sure does but let me see that horizontal analysis before you start making claims. Publix brings in 32.6B in sales per 1,106 locations and HEB brings in 23B per 370 stores from the basis of this whos shitting on who?
I got another 4 hours at the cube before the 4 day weekend. Thanks for keeping me hype af with this article @Icehouse
Clear eyes, full hearts #TexasForever. The point is stating that Florida is home to anything being “the best” is laughable. Any other state wanting to claim something sure go for it. Colorado=Dankest weed Sure! Illinois/NY = Best Pizza. Why not! Shakeshack/In and Out = just as good as Whataburger or better. I’ll respect that opinion even though Sam Houston is turning over in his grave about it. But what i will not suffer is someone from Florida claiming any kind of superiority or contempt over a Texas institution.
TLDR once you talked ill about HEB. HEB is GOAT. Also being that you like publix I’m making an assumption you’re from Florida so that already invalidates your opinion. This is like deFries commenting on the topic of masculinity or on not being a beta male.
When i buy somethin from there i just keep hoping I’ll be one of those randos that finds a couple thousands dollars stuck to the bottom of a drawer or randomly find a lost Jackson Pollock someone tossed out.
Think we just found the name for the Next Grandex film
Complaining about flying back to the states after an extended vacation in the Italian Countryside? Get outta here with this subtle attempt at a humble brag article and i appreciate you adding depth and scope to the words in your lexicon there JD
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#humblebrag we get that y’all have girlfriends
Journey is always a win regardless of occasion, I’ll agree to removal from list but with the addition of Faithfully and or Anyway You Want It cause they be fyre.
Tom Cruise would not approve of this article
line dances are always a win at a wedding. i highly agree on LMFAO and Black Eye Peas
True total PGPM
Speaking of Cool Kiawah stories we haven’t had an update article on the struggles of a Texan in the Pacific Northwest in awhile.
Just watch Rick and Morty because that’s the only therapy anyone needs “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die; come watch TV.”