living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Take em out to Jacobs Well in Wimberly then grab some BBQ at the Salt Lick. Plus dont think it matter what ya do with em as long as you spend time with em. Make em feel like theyre still a relevant part in your life. The parents youre born to can be a dice roll. Some are good and some not so great. So if you lucked out and got the first ones just appreciate them cause theres plenty of people who wish to be stuck in your shoes JD.
PS
Stop drinking Miller Lites and start drinking Lone Star
Family Tradition by Hank II. Nothing like gettin the crowd to shout out the answers to “why do you roll smoke? why do you drink? why must you live out the songs that you wrote?”
People like him make me cool with the idea of a giant meteor hitting the earth cause at least i wouldnt have to deal with the idea of knowing that people like this ass hat who wears a chanel cape like some modern day phantom of the opera type a-hole exist. though i bet the phantom of the opera would be less repugnant than this sack….
Only mildly snobbish. I always thought education helps ya understand different perspectives not make one a snob. Everybody has worked jobs that suck or felt beneath them but to bitch about the ones who are above you just because you haven’t landed your dream job out of college? You’re still working said job that is :”beneath” you so maybe this whole article is your attempt to vent out your frustration over your wounded pride? Maybe you should have networked better in college?
Why you hating on the Judge. Bro was hilarious! He was ripping them apart the way the active house rips pledges apart at initiation. I can appreciate a person drunk with power….thats my second favorite kind of drunkenness.
from that one psych class i had as an underclass men, of which i skipped many times, if i remember correctly psychopaths enjoy it while sociopaths are numb to it. By it i mean pain or discomfort of others.
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Hey now….nothing disappointing about The Alamo.
Take em out to Jacobs Well in Wimberly then grab some BBQ at the Salt Lick. Plus dont think it matter what ya do with em as long as you spend time with em. Make em feel like theyre still a relevant part in your life. The parents youre born to can be a dice roll. Some are good and some not so great. So if you lucked out and got the first ones just appreciate them cause theres plenty of people who wish to be stuck in your shoes JD.
PS
Stop drinking Miller Lites and start drinking Lone Star
if getting blackout drunk on a monday was at all a feasible option for me you bet i’d be happy.
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That’s go to beer at any Texas dive bar but it does seem like it’d be too meta for him.
Miller Lites? C’mon you’re in Austin now. Its all about those 2 dollar tall boy Lone Star cans JD
Ok…after reading this second one i’m definitely ready for the world to end now……
Family Tradition by Hank II. Nothing like gettin the crowd to shout out the answers to “why do you roll smoke? why do you drink? why must you live out the songs that you wrote?”
I genuinely liked your columns
People like him make me cool with the idea of a giant meteor hitting the earth cause at least i wouldnt have to deal with the idea of knowing that people like this ass hat who wears a chanel cape like some modern day phantom of the opera type a-hole exist. though i bet the phantom of the opera would be less repugnant than this sack….
Also….Sup?
What did you major in? I sold my soul to degree plan in a field that’s always in demand.
Only mildly snobbish. I always thought education helps ya understand different perspectives not make one a snob. Everybody has worked jobs that suck or felt beneath them but to bitch about the ones who are above you just because you haven’t landed your dream job out of college? You’re still working said job that is :”beneath” you so maybe this whole article is your attempt to vent out your frustration over your wounded pride? Maybe you should have networked better in college?
Why you hating on the Judge. Bro was hilarious! He was ripping them apart the way the active house rips pledges apart at initiation. I can appreciate a person drunk with power….thats my second favorite kind of drunkenness.
from that one psych class i had as an underclass men, of which i skipped many times, if i remember correctly psychopaths enjoy it while sociopaths are numb to it. By it i mean pain or discomfort of others.
You want to be covered in Mac & Cheese?
Sup?
Tomato soup is a food and that shit is a liquid #lawyered.
So think you can DM me her number? Some people skydive, bungee jump, or drive fast cars for their adrenaline fixes….i occasionally like to date crazy
true its like that Twilight Zone episode with the monkey’s paw. is the 70% female majority rate a 7 or above in attractiveness?
Just wondering if you and Tod breakup.