living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
I could only manage to read about halfway through before my fuck meter reached 0. JD get your shit straight. Your a man child who likes sabotaging himself which is why you got drunk in an unfriendly environment and that’s mistake #1. Pretty sure you know the issues your ex has with you that caused your breakup to begin which include gets white boy wasted at what sounds like a laid back kickback and that’s #2. The worst one is getting drunk on Gin c’mon JD if it was whiskey you’d probably taken her home and thats #3. JD she wants you to change and it dont seem like your ready to be someone else so just let her go and drop the pining for her and just live your life and if in a few years you get your shit down then see whats up with her. You cant change for someone.
My only problem is that it was donated to the Cat Center. The person must have been drunk while donating because you know the money would have been better spent on the puppy center instead.
if there’s work then you stay late i don’t understand why stay late when there’s not any work that’s due or has some kind of affect on the ability of others to do their reports. i have no built-in overtime clause in my contract so unless i’m absolutely needed or for the benefit of the accounting group i’m in i have no problem saying deuces at 5:45 or occasionally calling in for a 3 day weekend when all my work for the week is done.
padres is the spanish word for parents. padre is father madre is mother and when you say my parents you’d say “mi padres”. the plural of the male form of the noun is used when describing both. …..also its the 21st century how dare you assume the gender of her mother!
padres is the spanish word for parents. padre is father madre is mother and when you say my parents you’d say “mi padres”. the plural of the male form of the noun is used when describing both.
Lost me at the whole senior year economics class and that you wont pay your phone bill. At least buy your mom a nice mother’s and birthday present to make up for still mooching off your padres.
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I could only manage to read about halfway through before my fuck meter reached 0. JD get your shit straight. Your a man child who likes sabotaging himself which is why you got drunk in an unfriendly environment and that’s mistake #1. Pretty sure you know the issues your ex has with you that caused your breakup to begin which include gets white boy wasted at what sounds like a laid back kickback and that’s #2. The worst one is getting drunk on Gin c’mon JD if it was whiskey you’d probably taken her home and thats #3. JD she wants you to change and it dont seem like your ready to be someone else so just let her go and drop the pining for her and just live your life and if in a few years you get your shit down then see whats up with her. You cant change for someone.
Chocolate silverware……i think theres a billion dollar idea!
UTSA girls and i bet y’all were hittin up Drink Texas too. Respect for drinking that Glenfiddich and not turnin your nose up at it.
i like the way you think
My only problem is that it was donated to the Cat Center. The person must have been drunk while donating because you know the money would have been better spent on the puppy center instead.
sounds like a hipster because he likes the water before it was cool
sup?
maybe they can map out the choices that lead them to their career paths….i’m the worst
those conversations must be a pain to……navigate.
if there’s work then you stay late i don’t understand why stay late when there’s not any work that’s due or has some kind of affect on the ability of others to do their reports. i have no built-in overtime clause in my contract so unless i’m absolutely needed or for the benefit of the accounting group i’m in i have no problem saying deuces at 5:45 or occasionally calling in for a 3 day weekend when all my work for the week is done.
yeah and you invented the 3 day weekend. i believe that’s your greatest achievement and contribution to mankind
@2NOTBrokeGirls sup? You do the baking i’ll do the dishes
padres is the spanish word for parents. padre is father madre is mother and when you say my parents you’d say “mi padres”. the plural of the male form of the noun is used when describing both. …..also its the 21st century how dare you assume the gender of her mother!
padres is the spanish word for parents. padre is father madre is mother and when you say my parents you’d say “mi padres”. the plural of the male form of the noun is used when describing both.
you could buy it for yourself with the savings from not having to pay your cell phone bill…just saying
AT&T though i get a bundle discount with my wifi
C) not be able to use your old wired headphones
you and i are the only PGP’rs that pay for our phone bills apparently
Lost me at the whole senior year economics class and that you wont pay your phone bill. At least buy your mom a nice mother’s and birthday present to make up for still mooching off your padres.
only when the japanese guys from our parent company are attending.