living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Love when hipsters refer to money and its lack of importance or need to be happy. Lol can tell they never had government cheese(which is the best cheese ever) or got their clothes from good will stores in a non ironic hipster way but in a your parents are broke or dad’s been out of a job for a few weeks way. Girls like her remind of a song by British band PULP called Common People
My job kinda sucks schedule wise and i really want a dog but dont have the time so half of the motivation to get a girl on lock is so i can have a dog and someone to watch it while i’m at work and vice versa. So reason to be in relationships is 50% long term life long partner and unconditional love(dog) the other 50% is having a girl so my parents(read mom) stops bugging me about being single and shit and pushing 30.
being of Hispanic ethnicity, I know backyard weddings well my good sir but i bet your friends had less bud lights being crushed by the wedding party. .
Dogs are the best without a doubt and i’ll fist fight anyone who disagrees. The last scene from My Dog Skip where he’s just and old pup now and cant jump on the bed anymore cause hes got arthritis in his joints…the feels are too much.
I would think this girl would be all about the 45+ age range cause like i said before, father issues.
Though i gotta say being on the cusp of the 4th group having someone who take me to do basic ass stuff wouldn’t be too bad, I’d pick the shit out them apples.
Or dont have an actual wedding. I’m down to hit vegas up with a handful of bros and she brings a handful of her girls and we hit up vegas friday night, get married on saturday by skinny elvis. Sweet rager on friday get a cool marriage story and all that money you would have spent on a stupid party that your dad is paying for cause i’m taking your crazy ass of his hands for the rest of my life, towards a sweet down payment on a 3 br 2 1/2 bath american craftsman with a patio in the back with room for a pool to be installed in the near future.
Just hit her with the ol’ criticism sandwich of compliment, criticism, compliment. Think thats the only useful thing i picked up from my HR class otherwise fuck HR.
“Natalie i’m impressed with the enthusiasm and effort you put into your projects but I am you boss and i’d prefer if you just call me by my first name. Great job on handling (insert task) last week and continue the good work.”
throwing back a few Lone Star tall boys when hitting DT SA or DT Houston was and still is a tradition i try to keep doing regularly. Also Wurstfest is the place to go to get blackout drunk on 10% ABV beer
If i’m chillin with some bros i’ll order a Snakebite or a XX dressed when i’m feeling basic af. But if we’re getting blackout drunk nothing works better here in Texas than Lone Star.
you get any of your family members hitting you up to help them manage their retirement plans since youre in finance? I dodge that bullet like neo in the matrix on a reg. same thing with their taxes.
Pretty sure most of us want a house…i can see myself now in front of my 3 bedroom 2 story American Craftsman sitting on the front porch swing watching the neighborhood kids being kids and then being nostalgic about the good ol days and the ignorance and hope that comes with youth. Then one of those sons of bitches throw their frisbee in my front yard and i go and take and yell at them “You want you frisbee Timmy!? Well go get your drunk father or your whore of a mother, if she hasn’t left him for your piano teacher yet, and have them come talk to me get your frisbee!”
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Love when hipsters refer to money and its lack of importance or need to be happy. Lol can tell they never had government cheese(which is the best cheese ever) or got their clothes from good will stores in a non ironic hipster way but in a your parents are broke or dad’s been out of a job for a few weeks way. Girls like her remind of a song by British band PULP called Common People
with or without guac tho? he missed that key factor.
My job kinda sucks schedule wise and i really want a dog but dont have the time so half of the motivation to get a girl on lock is so i can have a dog and someone to watch it while i’m at work and vice versa. So reason to be in relationships is 50% long term life long partner and unconditional love(dog) the other 50% is having a girl so my parents(read mom) stops bugging me about being single and shit and pushing 30.
by “hell” do you mean hanging out with Todd and the Protagonist?
being of Hispanic ethnicity, I know backyard weddings well my good sir but i bet your friends had less bud lights being crushed by the wedding party. .
Dogs are the best without a doubt and i’ll fist fight anyone who disagrees. The last scene from My Dog Skip where he’s just and old pup now and cant jump on the bed anymore cause hes got arthritis in his joints…the feels are too much.
I find your level savagery both attractive and mildly intimidating which makes it even more attractive.
I would think this girl would be all about the 45+ age range cause like i said before, father issues.
Though i gotta say being on the cusp of the 4th group having someone who take me to do basic ass stuff wouldn’t be too bad, I’d pick the shit out them apples.
Or dont have an actual wedding. I’m down to hit vegas up with a handful of bros and she brings a handful of her girls and we hit up vegas friday night, get married on saturday by skinny elvis. Sweet rager on friday get a cool marriage story and all that money you would have spent on a stupid party that your dad is paying for cause i’m taking your crazy ass of his hands for the rest of my life, towards a sweet down payment on a 3 br 2 1/2 bath american craftsman with a patio in the back with room for a pool to be installed in the near future.
Maybe she just really likes Biggie Smalls
Just hit her with the ol’ criticism sandwich of compliment, criticism, compliment. Think thats the only useful thing i picked up from my HR class otherwise fuck HR.
“Natalie i’m impressed with the enthusiasm and effort you put into your projects but I am you boss and i’d prefer if you just call me by my first name. Great job on handling (insert task) last week and continue the good work.”
but she has a job and seems to actually like it.
sup?
throwing back a few Lone Star tall boys when hitting DT SA or DT Houston was and still is a tradition i try to keep doing regularly. Also Wurstfest is the place to go to get blackout drunk on 10% ABV beer
If i’m chillin with some bros i’ll order a Snakebite or a XX dressed when i’m feeling basic af. But if we’re getting blackout drunk nothing works better here in Texas than Lone Star.
don’t forget garter belts….those to together are the ultimate winning combination. like Scotty Pippen and MJ
you get any of your family members hitting you up to help them manage their retirement plans since youre in finance? I dodge that bullet like neo in the matrix on a reg. same thing with their taxes.
It’d be cool if pensions were still a thing though
Pretty sure most of us want a house…i can see myself now in front of my 3 bedroom 2 story American Craftsman sitting on the front porch swing watching the neighborhood kids being kids and then being nostalgic about the good ol days and the ignorance and hope that comes with youth. Then one of those sons of bitches throw their frisbee in my front yard and i go and take and yell at them “You want you frisbee Timmy!? Well go get your drunk father or your whore of a mother, if she hasn’t left him for your piano teacher yet, and have them come talk to me get your frisbee!”
I feel like you collaborated with Nived on this. Solid article.