living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
What time of day you going? After 11pm include in your order a honey butter chicken biscuit, otherwise Patty Melt or A1 Thick and Hearty with Whatasized fries and a minimum of 3 spicey ketchups.
I love how all my friends are having a shit fit about it and shitting on Karbach on their FB. Too bad though their new restaurant was on point and they had a pretty tastey AF charcuterie plate.
I’d like to take a moment and congratulate myself on calling out the latent father issues from a mile away. Also the fancy guy only sees you as young party girl not to be taken seriously, why else would he try f’n with you otherwise.
But i guess basic girls dont like you to wait outside the restaurant for them in blazers….explains so much of my dating history. If he was really fancy he would have ordered a scotch fancy guy is a beta.
Still waiting on the riveting series about accounting.Instead of a big room full of Mr. Big Deals it would a room of guys named Bob complaining about codification updates and how IFRS can go F itself..
I’m a dem and love my ar and 1911. though gun ranges i’ve been to are no where near as swanky as the joint madoff is frequenting. But they do have 40 yard bays that you can reserve to shoot pistol shotgun and rifle while transitioning between each one. i used to go there to practice 3 gun for my brief fore into that hobby( dont have the time patience or the scratch $$ for it).
Gun ranges are also a solid date for a girl, especially the ones that havent gone shooting before, you’ll score points. It’s never failed me
Good thing about Texas is that scarves are always optional, unless you visit southern canada (dallas fort worthless) during one of their freak snowstorms.
Every male PGP commenter’s goal is to get “Sup’d” by an anonymous PGP female. We can’t all be deFries or Delph #humblebragging about being on lock by a dime piece.
Haven’t been to the gym since starting grad school this summer….this article helped reaffirm that i’ve become a fat sack. i dread going back because the first two weeks back at the routine are garbage and question the belief in that do people really need to live past 35? But i’d like to hit up the Grandex Cruise and only look mildly like a sack of shit in 2017.
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but you’d have a designated DD at all times though. Gotta look at the glass of beer half full my amigo.
What time of day you going? After 11pm include in your order a honey butter chicken biscuit, otherwise Patty Melt or A1 Thick and Hearty with Whatasized fries and a minimum of 3 spicey ketchups.
I love how all my friends are having a shit fit about it and shitting on Karbach on their FB. Too bad though their new restaurant was on point and they had a pretty tastey AF charcuterie plate.
also as a poster who has been downvoted to infinity previously mentioned, isnt uber and lyft banned in austin?
i’d agree with you if it wasnt for the fact that hes getting at 20 somethings when hes “not quite dad age”. Guy knows the shit show hes going after.
I’d like to take a moment and congratulate myself on calling out the latent father issues from a mile away. Also the fancy guy only sees you as young party girl not to be taken seriously, why else would he try f’n with you otherwise.
But i guess basic girls dont like you to wait outside the restaurant for them in blazers….explains so much of my dating history. If he was really fancy he would have ordered a scotch fancy guy is a beta.
Still waiting on the riveting series about accounting.Instead of a big room full of Mr. Big Deals it would a room of guys named Bob complaining about codification updates and how IFRS can go F itself..
I’m a dem and love my ar and 1911. though gun ranges i’ve been to are no where near as swanky as the joint madoff is frequenting. But they do have 40 yard bays that you can reserve to shoot pistol shotgun and rifle while transitioning between each one. i used to go there to practice 3 gun for my brief fore into that hobby( dont have the time patience or the scratch $$ for it).
Gun ranges are also a solid date for a girl, especially the ones that havent gone shooting before, you’ll score points. It’s never failed me
so what do you shoot?
Whats your handicap though?
Good thing about Texas is that scarves are always optional, unless you visit southern canada (dallas fort worthless) during one of their freak snowstorms.
Sup?
Every male PGP commenter’s goal is to get “Sup’d” by an anonymous PGP female. We can’t all be deFries or Delph #humblebragging about being on lock by a dime piece.
He needs to drop the “why don’t more nice girls like you exist?”Put that nail in the damn coffin
#humblebrag about the ability to remote in from home and being able to drink on the job…..#mustberealnice
I’ll sport my “Let’s Taco Bout it” shirt under a blazer, ignore the unavoidable salsa stains on it though.
How are you alive?
Haven’t been to the gym since starting grad school this summer….this article helped reaffirm that i’ve become a fat sack. i dread going back because the first two weeks back at the routine are garbage and question the belief in that do people really need to live past 35? But i’d like to hit up the Grandex Cruise and only look mildly like a sack of shit in 2017.
I wonder how many numbers the dad lowkey scored from the ladies on the flight. Solid dad move and power move on the ladies on board.
Get one of those white noise machine for the sound and the poopourie spray thing for the stank. you’re welcome
sup Taco Tuesday or what?