living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
We got bought out by a japanese company and completed our merger a year ago…still waiting for the nap policy to be in place since its a pretty popular practice there. It’d be nice to actually take a nap instead of expertly propping your head up on your hand to make it look like your reading HR’s latest bullshit memo while sneaking in a nap on The Man!
Whiskey is my shower beer….and possibly why i almost keep breaking my neck exiting the shower. Also i do believe Hawkey and Trapper John mastered the art of shower drinking in the 70’s.
I changed my ron swanson quote to “i like breakfast food and red-haired women” or the classic “sup?” Also it wouldnt be “Jim looking for Pam” it’d be “Ron looking for Tammy1” cause the lets face it i’m attracted to the shit shows.#datecrazylivedangerously.
Why not just wear some Under Armour cold gear under your clothes to mitigate the issue some of just rocking a light jacket/sweater with a cap? Being from south central texas i can’t relate with this.
dream meet cute is me chilling at the bar on Karaoke Tuesday after crushing Journey’s “Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin'” and this solid 8.5 – 9 comes up runs her fingers across my mildy buzzed face and utters the words “is this seat taken?” Shooters gonna shoot and I’m all about aggressive women.
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Dont think she’s into jewish guys from the middle east tho
Not gonna lie it definitely did.
@Crick Watson MD Bruh…we need a new Night Shift Chronicles entry.
The way Tech has been playing lately just divert some funds form the football team. Pretty sure it’d be better spent on the nap pods.
We got bought out by a japanese company and completed our merger a year ago…still waiting for the nap policy to be in place since its a pretty popular practice there. It’d be nice to actually take a nap instead of expertly propping your head up on your hand to make it look like your reading HR’s latest bullshit memo while sneaking in a nap on The Man!
This bar sounds like the worst. If they don’t carry lone star or bud light then is said place even a bar?
I’ll drink to that. Keep me posted Red.
Whiskey is my shower beer….and possibly why i almost keep breaking my neck exiting the shower. Also i do believe Hawkey and Trapper John mastered the art of shower drinking in the 70’s.
Ever* goddamn the lack of edit button.
Sup right back. Bottomless margs on me if you’re even in Houston there Red.
I changed my ron swanson quote to “i like breakfast food and red-haired women” or the classic “sup?” Also it wouldnt be “Jim looking for Pam” it’d be “Ron looking for Tammy1” cause the lets face it i’m attracted to the shit shows.#datecrazylivedangerously.
Why not just wear some Under Armour cold gear under your clothes to mitigate the issue some of just rocking a light jacket/sweater with a cap? Being from south central texas i can’t relate with this.
Hahaha not a threat if I deliver on it and like fed ex i always deliver.. I’ll also sweetin the pot and toss in no snow and street tacos.
but what do you shoot?
I drink whiskey and eat dry Coco Krispies. Coco Pebbles are garbage.
“Fluent in sarcasm” Why does every girl think they’re the female version of Ryan Reynolds?
Come to Houston any we’ll pound all the margs we can drink and I’ll take ya to brunch cause I’m a gentleman like that.
Sup right back at ya red.
dream meet cute is me chilling at the bar on Karaoke Tuesday after crushing Journey’s “Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin'” and this solid 8.5 – 9 comes up runs her fingers across my mildy buzzed face and utters the words “is this seat taken?” Shooters gonna shoot and I’m all about aggressive women.
Can confirm the uphill climb on this