Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.