Chris Borland is my hero for retiring at 26. PGP.

Ferris Bueller is turning 53. PGP.

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

Group texts with my friends used to be funny. Now the group texts include their wives. PGP.

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.