Naively thinking that college was the end of all-nighters. PGP.

Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

My parents got me a $100 gift card to the local grocery store and I’ve never been more grateful in my life. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

Not even having wi-fi in the office. PGP.

Getting excited when receiving a Target gift card because it’s a sensible and practical gift. PGP.

Wine. It’s what’s for dinner.PGP.