Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
As a straight woman that’s the vibe I feel provided it’s black or dark (rainbow or plastic just means you miss the spice girls). Hurts my soul to see my baby sister wearing one all the time. Especially since I know she’s wanting to put out that vibe to any guy who’s at best a 5.
I’m a fellow MS sufferer and I hear ya JR. Puked in Disneyland, Grand Central, school buses, party buses (my personal nightmare) and many of airports, The 12 hour Gravol (pink and white) helps for planes but makes me a walking Zombie for the duration of the day. Honestly motion sickness is the worst. It’s basically a time out from all fun things in life.
Agree. I had a 4th floor apartment that got afternoon sun and I was dying. $200 Costco trip later and I slept like a baby every damn day. With every damn penny just by night 2.
“The scenery in quaint villages across Italy will make you second guess what the hell it is you’re doing still living in America. But at the end of the day, there’s just a lot that Europeans live without”. Absolutely fucking nailed it Duda.
I lived in Europe for 2 years and my Instagram has seriously suffered since coming home but the feeling of lying in bed with a flat sheet separating me from my duvet and a nice glass of ice water while surrounded by AC is the dream.
But travel is cheap af there -they’ve got that going for them.
I was in London and I felt like the British would be sophisticated and intelligent and honestly most of them were just trash. Like how I imagine Florida would be if I ever bothered to visit. Europeans just travel more and know more languages which in no way translates to class and sophistication.
Hahaha the record I willingly (and excitingly) come here each Wednesday to be hateful and agitated. I’m just saying Taylor throws her protagonist under the bus and that provides satisfaction.
Raid is great and mostly natural chemicals so won’t kill you as you sleep (that said maybe spray just before heading out to work). Works great. Also put chestnuts in your corners and near your window (spiders think they’re giant predator spiders and back the fuck off). Also get a damn air conditioner that just sits on your floor creating an eyesore so you can live in peace. Or at least a screen. Best of luck Charlie. Those things are terrifying.
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Between this and the fire you not only need a new job but also probably Jesus.
Pretentious but self aware: a quick summary of 80% of the people/articles on this site.
Ah. Origin story. Makes sense now.
Hitting 40% of the categories.
TBH tho sounds like a sick deal. Fart jokes all year and then mad cash during the summers.
As a straight woman that’s the vibe I feel provided it’s black or dark (rainbow or plastic just means you miss the spice girls). Hurts my soul to see my baby sister wearing one all the time. Especially since I know she’s wanting to put out that vibe to any guy who’s at best a 5.
I’m not gonna argue that.
I’m poor but demand nice things. Naturally I exclusively buy my candles (and most things) here.
How is that different from the NYC candle?
My college roommate uses this to move as well bless her heart. Be thankful that they’re moving *out* and not in.
I dare you to say “twinsies” next time.
Will second that. Old enough to look responsible without looking like anyone’s dad. Come 25 I’ve found grey temples to be hot af. This is a PGPM
I’m a fellow MS sufferer and I hear ya JR. Puked in Disneyland, Grand Central, school buses, party buses (my personal nightmare) and many of airports, The 12 hour Gravol (pink and white) helps for planes but makes me a walking Zombie for the duration of the day. Honestly motion sickness is the worst. It’s basically a time out from all fun things in life.
Regina is the capital of Saskatchewan, Canada.
Assistant *to* the regional manager…
Cheesecake for breakfast. I’m in. Sup?
These just get better each time.
Agree. I had a 4th floor apartment that got afternoon sun and I was dying. $200 Costco trip later and I slept like a baby every damn day. With every damn penny just by night 2.
“The scenery in quaint villages across Italy will make you second guess what the hell it is you’re doing still living in America. But at the end of the day, there’s just a lot that Europeans live without”. Absolutely fucking nailed it Duda.
I lived in Europe for 2 years and my Instagram has seriously suffered since coming home but the feeling of lying in bed with a flat sheet separating me from my duvet and a nice glass of ice water while surrounded by AC is the dream.
But travel is cheap af there -they’ve got that going for them.
I was in London and I felt like the British would be sophisticated and intelligent and honestly most of them were just trash. Like how I imagine Florida would be if I ever bothered to visit. Europeans just travel more and know more languages which in no way translates to class and sophistication.
Hahaha the record I willingly (and excitingly) come here each Wednesday to be hateful and agitated. I’m just saying Taylor throws her protagonist under the bus and that provides satisfaction.
Raid is great and mostly natural chemicals so won’t kill you as you sleep (that said maybe spray just before heading out to work). Works great. Also put chestnuts in your corners and near your window (spiders think they’re giant predator spiders and back the fuck off). Also get a damn air conditioner that just sits on your floor creating an eyesore so you can live in peace. Or at least a screen. Best of luck Charlie. Those things are terrifying.