My old boss refused to let us WFH even though every other team in the company had no problem with it. Creating outlandish excuses as to why I couldn’t make it in on Friday is about the only thing I miss doing at that hellscape
Tried being friends with an ex, she spent 7 years driving a wedge between me and every girl I was seeing, casual or serious. The only reason she doesn’t anymore is because after my last serious relationship ended she “declared her work done”
“Sloshed” – stumbling the streets, slurring words, and thinking you’re killing it hitting on girls while in reality you’re just a mess of a human who your friends wish would just PTFO already
Firm believer that everyone needs to work in the restaurant business for at least 6 months in their lifetime. Can’t appreciate how much those jobs can suck until you’ve had some McMoneybags asswipe complain about how his water had too many ice cubes, and therefore you won’t be getting a tip on his $100 meal
Try being on the other side as the guy without an athletic bone in his body. The shame people like you rain down upon us is the reason there’s half price beers afterwards
I’m more concerned for Aladdin. I’m all in on Will Smith channeling some Fresh Prince comedy as the Genie but no one can hold a candle to the genius of Robin Williams
Met up with my ex who was in town to catch up over dinner, which led to drinks and sloppy sex. In the morning she was bitching about meeting her boyfriend’s parents for the first time later that day. To be fair I didn’t know she had a boyfriend, but I instantly remembered why it wasn’t me anymore
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Blazer, V-neck, skinny jeans, CTs? I thought this took place in Chicago, not Brooklyn
My old boss refused to let us WFH even though every other team in the company had no problem with it. Creating outlandish excuses as to why I couldn’t make it in on Friday is about the only thing I miss doing at that hellscape
Green eyes? Sold
Wildcard move any day of the week, but on a Sunday? Utterly bananas
Ron Swanson approves of your whole-assing
Tried being friends with an ex, she spent 7 years driving a wedge between me and every girl I was seeing, casual or serious. The only reason she doesn’t anymore is because after my last serious relationship ended she “declared her work done”
CARL! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
Was thinking the same thing, is this a normal occurrence? Or do I just have prick friends who don’t care to see me meet a nice lady?
Are we just gonna ignore the fedora/all black/multiple gold chains look that the gentleman on the right is sporting?
“Sloshed” – stumbling the streets, slurring words, and thinking you’re killing it hitting on girls while in reality you’re just a mess of a human who your friends wish would just PTFO already
Can’t wait to see this on the shelves of airport bookstores in about two years
Firm believer that everyone needs to work in the restaurant business for at least 6 months in their lifetime. Can’t appreciate how much those jobs can suck until you’ve had some McMoneybags asswipe complain about how his water had too many ice cubes, and therefore you won’t be getting a tip on his $100 meal
Try being on the other side as the guy without an athletic bone in his body. The shame people like you rain down upon us is the reason there’s half price beers afterwards
Hinge date tonight. Haven’t been on a real date in 8 months, your Ts and Ps are welcome and appreciated
I’m more concerned for Aladdin. I’m all in on Will Smith channeling some Fresh Prince comedy as the Genie but no one can hold a candle to the genius of Robin Williams
This article reminded me that Michael Bay sodomized the TMNT franchise and now my Friday is ruined
So casual about matching with a professional athlete. A solid, well-executed humblebrag
Met up with my ex who was in town to catch up over dinner, which led to drinks and sloppy sex. In the morning she was bitching about meeting her boyfriend’s parents for the first time later that day. To be fair I didn’t know she had a boyfriend, but I instantly remembered why it wasn’t me anymore
Highly recommend you all watch Cocktail before it leaves. So bad its good
Can confirm. Woke up with a cracked smile on the very last day of junior year. Girlfriend cried, mom berated me, dad laughed his balls off