Never really related to a website’s content more than this one, be it the funny (and oftentimes, poignant) articles or the absurd banter in the comments from a bunch of semi-adults still figuring out life. I’m gonna miss it all, good luck out there gang.
PS. I assume few to none of you care, but 23 – 25 is the age range in which NobodyLikedMeInMyMidTwenties around these parts
Source: Was a dirtbag scumball in college and am extremely disappointed to admit I was in this position and made the exact same pisspoor choice as our “protagonist” to lie about my fuck-up
New Year’s resolutions should always be along the lines of bettering yourself as a person. That doesn’t necessarily mean grandiose claims about the gym or eating healthier, just strive to be better than you were last year.
Nothing makes me happier than when Cap realizes he’s got gifts headed his way and starts jumping around. We don’t deserve dogs or their boundless enthusiasm
Speaking from experience, splurge on a cleaning service instead of trying to do it yourself. No matter what you do it won’t be good enough for her unless the professionals get in there with a deep scrub.
I’d love to throw my hat in the ring here with a casual “sup” and a SWOT analysis of the benefits of bringing me, but the reality of the situation is I’m on the opposite side of the country and the next time I’ll potentially be in LA is March. Maybe someday, Katie.
Motion to extend the cop law concept to teachers as well. If you’re going to educate entire generations of people, you better be the best of the best and you deserve serious pay to do so
Childhood best friend is flying into town, haven’t seen him in over a year so we’re planning on drinking all the beers in New York dressed like idiots pretending they can still celebrate Halloween like they did in college. Pray for my liver/wallet
Every week I see a new GBITG go up and every week I mentally prepare for Nick to torpedo Eric’s life. Feel free to never do that, he gives the people hope
Losing out on someone special because you still have to focus on personal growth hurts like a bitch. I’m still not all there yet and so it’s still unfair of me to try and be with someone who’s ready to be serious. Maybe I’ll figure it out when Nobody Likes Me In My Mid Thirties
Third date with a Hinge match tonight, convinced her to cross over to the dirty side of the Hudson instead of me hoofing it out to Brooklyn again. Tomorrow friends are throwing a housewarming so I won’t be spending an inordinate amount at the bars just to watch PSU let me down for a third game on Franklin’s piss-poor playcalling. Enjoy the early birthday celebrations! And for the rest of my fellow Northeasterners, enjoy the last weekend of decent weather. Winter is coming.
Side note, can we agree that meme accounts all being private now is absolute horseshit? I find some funny spooky meme and try to share the giggles with a friend who hits me back with a “can’t see it”. This is not what the internet was built on
I don’t know what Cheryl’s true endgame is here, but we now know Paul socks dudes who get a little too comfortable with his wife. I suspect next chapter opens on a very hungover Eric with about 30 distraught Alyssa texts and a massive black eye
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Never really related to a website’s content more than this one, be it the funny (and oftentimes, poignant) articles or the absurd banter in the comments from a bunch of semi-adults still figuring out life. I’m gonna miss it all, good luck out there gang.
PS. I assume few to none of you care, but 23 – 25 is the age range in which NobodyLikedMeInMyMidTwenties around these parts
If you’re a dirtbag scumball, yes
Source: Was a dirtbag scumball in college and am extremely disappointed to admit I was in this position and made the exact same pisspoor choice as our “protagonist” to lie about my fuck-up
Eric would shit the bed in his relationship the exact same week as me
New Year’s resolutions should always be along the lines of bettering yourself as a person. That doesn’t necessarily mean grandiose claims about the gym or eating healthier, just strive to be better than you were last year.
Nothing makes me happier than when Cap realizes he’s got gifts headed his way and starts jumping around. We don’t deserve dogs or their boundless enthusiasm
Beards are the equivalent of wearing black to hide how fat you are
Speaking from experience, splurge on a cleaning service instead of trying to do it yourself. No matter what you do it won’t be good enough for her unless the professionals get in there with a deep scrub.
I’d love to throw my hat in the ring here with a casual “sup” and a SWOT analysis of the benefits of bringing me, but the reality of the situation is I’m on the opposite side of the country and the next time I’ll potentially be in LA is March. Maybe someday, Katie.
Motion to extend the cop law concept to teachers as well. If you’re going to educate entire generations of people, you better be the best of the best and you deserve serious pay to do so
Childhood best friend is flying into town, haven’t seen him in over a year so we’re planning on drinking all the beers in New York dressed like idiots pretending they can still celebrate Halloween like they did in college. Pray for my liver/wallet
Every week I see a new GBITG go up and every week I mentally prepare for Nick to torpedo Eric’s life. Feel free to never do that, he gives the people hope
Losing out on someone special because you still have to focus on personal growth hurts like a bitch. I’m still not all there yet and so it’s still unfair of me to try and be with someone who’s ready to be serious. Maybe I’ll figure it out when Nobody Likes Me In My Mid Thirties
That’s the one
Third date with a Hinge match tonight, convinced her to cross over to the dirty side of the Hudson instead of me hoofing it out to Brooklyn again. Tomorrow friends are throwing a housewarming so I won’t be spending an inordinate amount at the bars just to watch PSU let me down for a third game on Franklin’s piss-poor playcalling. Enjoy the early birthday celebrations! And for the rest of my fellow Northeasterners, enjoy the last weekend of decent weather. Winter is coming.
A-hyuck?
It’s a crying shame that A Goofy Movie doesn’t get anywhere near the amount of love it deserves
Of the many thousands of light jokes could’ve made here, he made the only wrong one. It’s more impressive than anything
Side note, can we agree that meme accounts all being private now is absolute horseshit? I find some funny spooky meme and try to share the giggles with a friend who hits me back with a “can’t see it”. This is not what the internet was built on
I don’t know what Cheryl’s true endgame is here, but we now know Paul socks dudes who get a little too comfortable with his wife. I suspect next chapter opens on a very hungover Eric with about 30 distraught Alyssa texts and a massive black eye
Wish 1. More genie lamps
Suck it genies, I found your loophole