And we wonder why all the Asians have nice cars on campus? Well, it’s 1/3 the price here and they just lease them. I bet it’s their only chance to ever own one once they go back to Ching Chong….
It’s called “minimum” wage for a reason. It’s a wage to scrape by. Not buy new cars, iPhones for the whole family, be able to go out to eat once a week at Applebee’s. Those are things the middle class has sanctioned and for good reason. If the minimum wage workers were able to live like that, they would be living on the same platform as college graduates in the real middle class that have to pay for everything on their own. Minimum wage should be adjusted for inflation every decade or so but these products that welfare queens own is absolutely sickening. You are not entitled to an iPhone because you work at McDonald’s — you can only afford a pre-loaded phone.
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9/10 times that’s a terrifying thought this day and age.
Damnit I was hoping the one comment wasn’t this. I wanted to feel appreciated today 🙁
This may rival pretzel day.
You savage.
Also, he didn’t even make it to the top. Pussy.
Correct me if I’m wrong but you’ve gotta be a special kind of stupid to do this. “But it’s such a rush, man.” Shut up.
Until you find out it’s below his pay grade. PGP.
At first read I thought that “has” was “was.” That was a weird couple seconds.
Don’t do it.
Envisioning this made me laugh hard. I don’t know if it’s that funny, or it’s just one of those days….
Had to look up the word “idiom.” PGP.
Haha “donated $400,000 to charity” but drives a $450,000 car. TGSM
And we wonder why all the Asians have nice cars on campus? Well, it’s 1/3 the price here and they just lease them. I bet it’s their only chance to ever own one once they go back to Ching Chong….
Bloomington more hipster than Ann Arbor? Oh really? Ann Arbor is one of the most hippie campuses right next to anything in California. Weird list.
#5 is spot on even outside of Uber. That shit is getting real annoying. “It’s not real smoke and it doesn’t linger!” Fuck you.
It’s called “minimum” wage for a reason. It’s a wage to scrape by. Not buy new cars, iPhones for the whole family, be able to go out to eat once a week at Applebee’s. Those are things the middle class has sanctioned and for good reason. If the minimum wage workers were able to live like that, they would be living on the same platform as college graduates in the real middle class that have to pay for everything on their own. Minimum wage should be adjusted for inflation every decade or so but these products that welfare queens own is absolutely sickening. You are not entitled to an iPhone because you work at McDonald’s — you can only afford a pre-loaded phone.
“I just don’t have that burning desire to sit in a cubicle anymore.”
His advice being a non-issue. PGP.
The joke here is actually getting a second job interview, right?
Hit the nail on the head with this one.