Nived_Neirbo

Optimistic pessimist, Profoundly unimportant

Member Since 01/07/2014

  • Nived_Neirbo 6 years ago on I’m Surrounded By People Who Are Into Astrology

    Fellow left-handed, Capricorn here born on the same date as Stephen Hawking, Elvis, David Bowie, and Kim Jong-Un. Ruling planet is Saturn but also takes energy from Venus which is rarest of all signs. Numbers of importance are 8 and 9….I know what you’re think and yes I am part of the Illuminati lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 6 years ago on Three Rules For Organizing Your iPhone's Home Screen

    Also, Android devices are less secure due to their open platform. They can also be used against you when applying for a loan because data shows that Android users have a high default rate compared to iOS users. This is aggregated globally but it still impacts you here in America

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  • Nived_Neirbo 6 years ago on It’s Time We Start Shorting Ourselves

    hey man,

    first of all, thanks man. Your comments make me laugh. In regard to your credit score, you’re right. It would tank. This would no bode well if we were to continue living a lifestyle based off of credit and loans…If we focused on a cash based lifestyle after cashing out or capital gains or maybe even a bartering based method, the need for credit cards and loans starts to decrease but that would mean we’d have to live within our means. I’m not a finance guy so you know way more about this stuff than I do. This is why we need people like you to help figure out a better way to do stuff like this lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 6 years ago on Young People Really Like Buying Houseplants And That's Okay

    Guys, you know what helps immensely with the sick burn from redundant old fucks with too much money and not enough time to actually do anything with it?…having an aloe plant perched beautifully on my bedside milk crate. That’s right, I said milk crate because bedside tables are overpriced and overrated when you essentially spend 6-8 hours in your place that you pay for just to live at work to barely afford it. Life is our oyster lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 6 years ago on Mailbag: A 30-Year-Old Virgin, Inviting The Future BIL To Your Bachelor Party, And Postgrad Hype

    to the person who is nervous about joining the postgrad world: Dillmatic is right, it’s not so bad once you operate in a realistic sense. Keep in mind that society and the economy at large is a giant game that only benefits a small group of assholes who don’t need any more money than they currently have in order to live the life they currently live yet they continue to stockpile a fiat valued currency for no particular reason, think of it as gambling at a Casino which is what the stock market is…the cost of freedom is (X) and after that point, you begin to see diminishing returns due to other variables not originally accounted for…what I’m saying is don’t chase the money after a certain point. instead, get to a place where you can enjoy the fruits of your labor (before you get replaced by software/robotics) and spend time with people you actually give a shit about because much of the working world is dealing with spending time with people you don’t. Just think, you just paid all this money for a ticket to the freak show, luckily you just piad for a front row seat so get settled and have some popcorn because this shit is about to get insane lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 6 years ago on I'm Ditching My Backpack For A Popular Women's Handbag

    Actually, those two issues you mentioned are one in the same because gender identity issues don’t typically happen to people until after they leave the societal cocoon of HS/college and go out into the dead end working world where literally everyone is confused about everything and nothing makes actual sense besides the time to productivity formula of output even though that literally doesn’t make sense anymore because of the internet and automation. By the way robots don’t conf irk to genders and since a lot of people have turned I to organic formed robots, no one has time to give a shit about people and their fashion choices when all they care about is sticking their meat cylinders into meat holes and getting their meat holes filled with meat cylinders and also making enough money to live long enough to keep doing that lmao

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  • Nived_Neirbo 6 years ago on The “Grocery Store Experience” Is Ruining Grocery Shopping

    The best grocery experience is on the Serengeti, guys. We just need to move it into cities so us Millennials can get used to fending for ourselves even more than we do in order distract ourselves from the fact that we are already on another Serengeti, except it’s financial based and we’re all the Antelopes running and jumping around, trying to eat some grass as we get chased by psychotic blood demons lol

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  • Nived_Neirbo 6 years ago on The Writers' Roundtable: The Toilet Paper Roll Debate

    It’s always over because it makes it easier to grab the toilet paper from the roll. If you have it under, it hits the wall when you go to grab it which minimizes optimal tear and also risks getting your fecal fingers in contact with stuff that doesn’t need shit on it for those idiots who still can’t take care of themselves properly. Also, cats are useless appendages of a family unit unless it’s a tiger or a lion that hunts for food for the pride lol

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