I’m all about that blazer and sweatpants/athletic shorts look with dress socks and slip on shoes. Underneath the blazer it’s usually a tshirt or some awful corny Hawaiian shirt. As you can see, I don’t really care about much anymore and I’ve come to terms with it. I’m also at the stage in my life where if I drop something on the ground I look down and ask myself “do I really need that”
I’m pretty much always being serious except I mask it behind humor, satire, and sarcasm so when easily offended people read my stuff they go “oh that Devin, he’s just kidding lol” and move on but then the intelligent people read my stuff and go “damn he’s got a point” and start to look into stuff
Invest heavily in the military industrial complex, coffin manufacturers, and pregnancy products/services so you optimize your ROI on the full spectrum cycle of modern life and you’ll see that debt evaporate in no time! Go get’em Tiger!
I can’t wait for the day that’s coming soon when the aliens come to show us that we are all their social experiment put here to be slaves and psychological/behavioral tracking subjects for a greater experiment. They introduced different variables along the spectrum of time and helped facilitate evolutionary milestones and then document the cause and effect. The only problem is, we’re reaching a level of conscious understanding so they’re going to have to come back (or leave Antarctica), destroy all governmental systems, and then lift the veil that keeps us disillusioned from our slavery, and then probably destroy all the evidence meaning us
Chester, I was once like you. Firing off controversial comments and trying to make people think but also laugh. I used to get downvoted into non-existence but look at me now. I’m basically the Supreme Chancellor of the comment section all because I stopped giving a shit about absolutely everything in life and kept firing off controversial comments but with a more relatable and personnel touch. Instead of talking about vaginas with a robust sexual undertone, try educating everyone on here about the fact that vaginas are like the Venus flytraps of the human world because as soon as you take flight to freedom, their alluring qualities attract you and suck you in and then they clench you until you slowly die lol
Another fun fact: back in 2001, cell phones couldn’t make outgoing calls while on aircrafts in flight due to altitude but most importantly due to the planes speed (especially at abrupt low altitude descents) because the “handoff of the call signal from one cell tower to the next couldn’t happen fast enough to accommodate for the plane’s rate of speed thus resulting in the call not being able to be made. Looking back at this fact, you will now be armed with the adequate knowledge to realize that all of those voicemails from passengers on the planes used in the 9/11 attacks couldn’t have happened while on the planes themselves…I will leave you to the ruminating thoughts in your head now
Wait, isn’t an “Earlymoon” the entirety of your life before the moment you asked someone to hang out with you for life and get the government and the church involved in your sex life? That’s all life is folks, it’s sex. Sex created all of us and then sex died shortly after that
Everyone needs to let go of metaphysical illusions like food and Tupperware. Just enjoy shit and then let things take their course because you’re 100% not in control of your own life anyway lol
Where was this advice like 10 months ago when I thought doing copious amounts of fun drugs and hitting the overpriced bar scene after working out was the only way to get through a break up
The government is in a partnership with Alien beings down in Antarctica. The hollow Earth/hollow Moon/prison planet theory can be correlated to the above facts I just mentioned. If I don’t comment on here in a few days, the government (particularly “The Activity/Majestic 12” with help of the NSA) has killed me. If anyone asks, I heard these facts from Brian who wrote this article so they’ll be going after him too probably. Also NASA in Hebrew means “to deceive” so take that and play with it for a little bit and see how you feel about stuff and life and things
Word on the streets lately has been you can kinda make a good amount of money if you have a penis, someone else has a vagina, and one of you has a camera to document the socket plug…(gross!)
God damnit, finally! I’ve been waiting for knowledge to be dropped onto my face. I was spiraling out into a YouTube rabbit hole of Antarctica/Alien government conspiracies and losing my mind because I had to actually do my own research on shit that has absolutely no effect on my everyday life but still concerns me
Guys, if I were to get a job at Grandex, I’d probably be the most woke alongside Micah and Dave…come on, do the right thing. Give the people and myself what they want
Will, get on one knee and open the ring box but instead of the ring, have a loose leaf piece of paper in there that says “psyche” written in crayon or something. Women love funny and creative guys
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This is actually so spot on ^
I’m all about that blazer and sweatpants/athletic shorts look with dress socks and slip on shoes. Underneath the blazer it’s usually a tshirt or some awful corny Hawaiian shirt. As you can see, I don’t really care about much anymore and I’ve come to terms with it. I’m also at the stage in my life where if I drop something on the ground I look down and ask myself “do I really need that”
I’m pretty much always being serious except I mask it behind humor, satire, and sarcasm so when easily offended people read my stuff they go “oh that Devin, he’s just kidding lol” and move on but then the intelligent people read my stuff and go “damn he’s got a point” and start to look into stuff
Invest heavily in the military industrial complex, coffin manufacturers, and pregnancy products/services so you optimize your ROI on the full spectrum cycle of modern life and you’ll see that debt evaporate in no time! Go get’em Tiger!
I can’t wait for the day that’s coming soon when the aliens come to show us that we are all their social experiment put here to be slaves and psychological/behavioral tracking subjects for a greater experiment. They introduced different variables along the spectrum of time and helped facilitate evolutionary milestones and then document the cause and effect. The only problem is, we’re reaching a level of conscious understanding so they’re going to have to come back (or leave Antarctica), destroy all governmental systems, and then lift the veil that keeps us disillusioned from our slavery, and then probably destroy all the evidence meaning us
This though ^
Chester, I was once like you. Firing off controversial comments and trying to make people think but also laugh. I used to get downvoted into non-existence but look at me now. I’m basically the Supreme Chancellor of the comment section all because I stopped giving a shit about absolutely everything in life and kept firing off controversial comments but with a more relatable and personnel touch. Instead of talking about vaginas with a robust sexual undertone, try educating everyone on here about the fact that vaginas are like the Venus flytraps of the human world because as soon as you take flight to freedom, their alluring qualities attract you and suck you in and then they clench you until you slowly die lol
Subtle inflection of genius
Another fun fact: back in 2001, cell phones couldn’t make outgoing calls while on aircrafts in flight due to altitude but most importantly due to the planes speed (especially at abrupt low altitude descents) because the “handoff of the call signal from one cell tower to the next couldn’t happen fast enough to accommodate for the plane’s rate of speed thus resulting in the call not being able to be made. Looking back at this fact, you will now be armed with the adequate knowledge to realize that all of those voicemails from passengers on the planes used in the 9/11 attacks couldn’t have happened while on the planes themselves…I will leave you to the ruminating thoughts in your head now
Possibility is nothing
Wait, isn’t an “Earlymoon” the entirety of your life before the moment you asked someone to hang out with you for life and get the government and the church involved in your sex life? That’s all life is folks, it’s sex. Sex created all of us and then sex died shortly after that
Everyone needs to let go of metaphysical illusions like food and Tupperware. Just enjoy shit and then let things take their course because you’re 100% not in control of your own life anyway lol
Where was this advice like 10 months ago when I thought doing copious amounts of fun drugs and hitting the overpriced bar scene after working out was the only way to get through a break up
The government is in a partnership with Alien beings down in Antarctica. The hollow Earth/hollow Moon/prison planet theory can be correlated to the above facts I just mentioned. If I don’t comment on here in a few days, the government (particularly “The Activity/Majestic 12” with help of the NSA) has killed me. If anyone asks, I heard these facts from Brian who wrote this article so they’ll be going after him too probably. Also NASA in Hebrew means “to deceive” so take that and play with it for a little bit and see how you feel about stuff and life and things
Word on the streets lately has been you can kinda make a good amount of money if you have a penis, someone else has a vagina, and one of you has a camera to document the socket plug…(gross!)
God damnit, finally! I’ve been waiting for knowledge to be dropped onto my face. I was spiraling out into a YouTube rabbit hole of Antarctica/Alien government conspiracies and losing my mind because I had to actually do my own research on shit that has absolutely no effect on my everyday life but still concerns me
Guys, if I were to get a job at Grandex, I’d probably be the most woke alongside Micah and Dave…come on, do the right thing. Give the people and myself what they want
NO! You get back here right now. I need to know stuff. Fuck!
Will, get on one knee and open the ring box but instead of the ring, have a loose leaf piece of paper in there that says “psyche” written in crayon or something. Women love funny and creative guys