No Kevin, have you been outside? Shit fucking sucks. The ozone is deteriorating, everything is either burning or flooding or is humid and gross, people are getting shot from everywhere even from the people we lay with our taxes, STDs are running rampant, the wrong people are reproducing, most cities smell like piss and a weird burning rubber aroma, drinks are too expensive, so if food, talks of nukes are being thrown about like their tic tacs. Don’t go outside, most of us are stuck dying in offices within the corporate world anyway. I’m just waiting for the day that I get picked off by an autonomous drone with a hellfire missile as I walk to my shitty Truck in the parking lot lol
Bewbs, lady slippers/lady butts, and the person they are connected to are def cool to hang out with but in the shower, it feels like having sex with a bottle of moisturizer in a frictionless space shuttle with no cool view out the window. Butttttt, when I’m like 85 and need a hot nurse to bathe me, now we’re getting somewhere
Todd has been feverishly hiding an opioid addiction but is caught by girl while crunching pills in their new granite mortar and pestle as he is making them a nice fall salad with cranberries in it for dinner. Girl cries and can’t believe Todd would stoop down to such a level but actually, with the chaotic times, it’s hard not to establish a solid drug problem foundation to brace for the future. Todd promises her that he will seek help and go to rehab. While in rehab Todd’s sponsor ends up being a retired porn star who didnt reap any royalties after starring in that Netflix documentary. Todd makes the mistake of sleeping with her. They both get kicked out and he tries to make good with girl even though the pornstar followed him home since she had nowhere else to go. Girl snaps and….to be continued *fade to roll credits* *budlight commercial*
Young John Frusciante: how do you feel about the progress of your electronic music under the alias TrickFinger? Are you looking to produce another Black Knights album? Any jam sessions with Omar Rodriguez Lopez Quartet again? Your thoughts on the Peppers after your departure?
To up your Instagram game: Get a $12,000 camera and lens. Leica is the best glass in the industry. Get good at shooting in Manual mode along with Manual focus. Take photos of hard to look at things like people in alleyways shooting up heroin as they as you “do you want to see what the devil looks like, as they hold up the needle”, keep doing this and try not to get stabbed, shot, or physically assaulted. Document real things going on. Don’t focus on the happy shit. It’s all an act on there anyway. Trust me, when you meet some of these high profile “influencer” photographers, they are the most vapid people out there. Do this continually until you get noticed and make a photo book of your encounters to tell a meaningful story. And fuck Instagram for sure
Jobs are severely overrated. Stick to a life of crime, girl. Whoever said crime doesn’t pay obviously never committed a crime or is a police officer and in that case, they can’t commit crimes even when they commit crimes lol
You know who won’t force you to constantly do shit you don’t wanna do yet charge around the same price you’d pay to take a girl out to a mediocre dinner/drinks at some mundane sports bar yet still giving you what you want? Escorts lol
Most people do this type of shit anyway except they do it for free most times
Some asshole is gonna invent the Uber of escorting soon since like everyone in our generation is poor and we need other avenues of income to pay down our massive debts.
Invest in things that make you lots of money. Love and Money are psy-ops tactics that don’t correlate (think: red pill vs. blue pill), you can’t have both nowadays. Women love money and things that cost lots of it. Men measure image success and power by worth in money. Women are smart to like money because they always win out in the divorce settlement when Love dies as long as they don’t pick up a drug habit or abuse kids. Or stay poor and be with someone who actually loves you because that’s where you’ll find true happiness and genuine people. It’s about choice, everything is choice. Don’t ask questions, ask the answers
I can’t wait for when cars can drive themselves so that while I’m at work, my car can drive around and pick people up/drop them off to make extra money as opposed to having it sit there in some shitty parking garage all day
Take all that extra money you save by being a lightweight and invest it in water. You’re only 23 so you’re young enough to watch as the world slowly goes into utter chaos and the one thing that this planet is 70% made up of, that every living thing needs in order to survive will become the new currency that’s backed by itself as a commodity. Welcome to the future, you may want to have a few drinks to take the edge off of this one lol
Blade runner didn’t hit its mark because most of its target demographic was stuck waiting in lines at McDonald’s and protesting for a sweet/tangy sauce that was resurrected by a sci-fi cartoon. Plus with more and more people slipping below the poverty line, paying $15 per ticket to go see a movie isn’t the best option for some people but the Dollar Menu is right in their wheelhouse. People are protesting over a dipping sauce…this is where we are now lol. All of those people wouldn’t make it in the post apocalyptic world that they were originally going to go see on film and they didn’t even get to see it so I guess ignorance is bliss
I will be getting Stephen Hawking’d all weekend off vodka fizzy waters, my gf has never seen The Matrix so she wants to watch that tonight, probably going to have to deal with her not accepting that life isn’t what it’s been thought of to be after that, gonna lick some apples, maybe some pumpkins and hate every second of it, grabbing some sexy Mexican food tonight, then I’m going to have my usual existential crisis on Sunday night and possibly get a new job
Nuggets is a block chain company that will allow you to use digital currencies as well as credit/debit transactions fully anonymously using a biometric to grant access. It will be out in Q1 of 2018 after it’s ICO. It will be an interesting thing to consider
You won’t have to worry about much guys, society will probably collapse soon and the rich will suffocate everything even more than they already do. Basically, it’s going to be the storyline of Rakka by OATS Studios (YouTube that shit). It’s gonna be wild, and remember, nothing is really that important. Eat Arby’s and so on and so forth
I think I would get too distracted by the endless corn stalks on either side of the road and then I’d veer off into the abyss and try to find out how Corn Pops are made because those things are amazing and then I’d probably get lost and die from absolute boredom
Will, don’t give into this barbarism. Why get the Church and the government involved in your sex life anyway? Stay the course. Keep it steady. “Ride the wave” it says that on your shirts for fuck’s sake. Stand strong. Be stoic….and all and any of those other stupid cliche sayings that people say and stuff
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No Kevin, have you been outside? Shit fucking sucks. The ozone is deteriorating, everything is either burning or flooding or is humid and gross, people are getting shot from everywhere even from the people we lay with our taxes, STDs are running rampant, the wrong people are reproducing, most cities smell like piss and a weird burning rubber aroma, drinks are too expensive, so if food, talks of nukes are being thrown about like their tic tacs. Don’t go outside, most of us are stuck dying in offices within the corporate world anyway. I’m just waiting for the day that I get picked off by an autonomous drone with a hellfire missile as I walk to my shitty Truck in the parking lot lol
Bewbs, lady slippers/lady butts, and the person they are connected to are def cool to hang out with but in the shower, it feels like having sex with a bottle of moisturizer in a frictionless space shuttle with no cool view out the window. Butttttt, when I’m like 85 and need a hot nurse to bathe me, now we’re getting somewhere
Todd has been feverishly hiding an opioid addiction but is caught by girl while crunching pills in their new granite mortar and pestle as he is making them a nice fall salad with cranberries in it for dinner. Girl cries and can’t believe Todd would stoop down to such a level but actually, with the chaotic times, it’s hard not to establish a solid drug problem foundation to brace for the future. Todd promises her that he will seek help and go to rehab. While in rehab Todd’s sponsor ends up being a retired porn star who didnt reap any royalties after starring in that Netflix documentary. Todd makes the mistake of sleeping with her. They both get kicked out and he tries to make good with girl even though the pornstar followed him home since she had nowhere else to go. Girl snaps and….to be continued *fade to roll credits* *budlight commercial*
Young John Frusciante: how do you feel about the progress of your electronic music under the alias TrickFinger? Are you looking to produce another Black Knights album? Any jam sessions with Omar Rodriguez Lopez Quartet again? Your thoughts on the Peppers after your departure?
To up your Instagram game: Get a $12,000 camera and lens. Leica is the best glass in the industry. Get good at shooting in Manual mode along with Manual focus. Take photos of hard to look at things like people in alleyways shooting up heroin as they as you “do you want to see what the devil looks like, as they hold up the needle”, keep doing this and try not to get stabbed, shot, or physically assaulted. Document real things going on. Don’t focus on the happy shit. It’s all an act on there anyway. Trust me, when you meet some of these high profile “influencer” photographers, they are the most vapid people out there. Do this continually until you get noticed and make a photo book of your encounters to tell a meaningful story. And fuck Instagram for sure
Jobs are severely overrated. Stick to a life of crime, girl. Whoever said crime doesn’t pay obviously never committed a crime or is a police officer and in that case, they can’t commit crimes even when they commit crimes lol
*invents the Uber of the AirBnb of the Brothel industry where they bring the brothel to you via a mobile home that accepts Bitcoin as payment*
You know who won’t force you to constantly do shit you don’t wanna do yet charge around the same price you’d pay to take a girl out to a mediocre dinner/drinks at some mundane sports bar yet still giving you what you want? Escorts lol
Most people do this type of shit anyway except they do it for free most times
Some asshole is gonna invent the Uber of escorting soon since like everyone in our generation is poor and we need other avenues of income to pay down our massive debts.
Yay!
Invest in things that make you lots of money. Love and Money are psy-ops tactics that don’t correlate (think: red pill vs. blue pill), you can’t have both nowadays. Women love money and things that cost lots of it. Men measure image success and power by worth in money. Women are smart to like money because they always win out in the divorce settlement when Love dies as long as they don’t pick up a drug habit or abuse kids. Or stay poor and be with someone who actually loves you because that’s where you’ll find true happiness and genuine people. It’s about choice, everything is choice. Don’t ask questions, ask the answers
There’s a start up company in Boston creating an SDK for 2012 and new models that can convert your car into a self driving one
I can’t wait for when cars can drive themselves so that while I’m at work, my car can drive around and pick people up/drop them off to make extra money as opposed to having it sit there in some shitty parking garage all day
Take all that extra money you save by being a lightweight and invest it in water. You’re only 23 so you’re young enough to watch as the world slowly goes into utter chaos and the one thing that this planet is 70% made up of, that every living thing needs in order to survive will become the new currency that’s backed by itself as a commodity. Welcome to the future, you may want to have a few drinks to take the edge off of this one lol
Blade runner didn’t hit its mark because most of its target demographic was stuck waiting in lines at McDonald’s and protesting for a sweet/tangy sauce that was resurrected by a sci-fi cartoon. Plus with more and more people slipping below the poverty line, paying $15 per ticket to go see a movie isn’t the best option for some people but the Dollar Menu is right in their wheelhouse. People are protesting over a dipping sauce…this is where we are now lol. All of those people wouldn’t make it in the post apocalyptic world that they were originally going to go see on film and they didn’t even get to see it so I guess ignorance is bliss
I will be getting Stephen Hawking’d all weekend off vodka fizzy waters, my gf has never seen The Matrix so she wants to watch that tonight, probably going to have to deal with her not accepting that life isn’t what it’s been thought of to be after that, gonna lick some apples, maybe some pumpkins and hate every second of it, grabbing some sexy Mexican food tonight, then I’m going to have my usual existential crisis on Sunday night and possibly get a new job
Also, hell yeah Ellis
Nuggets is a block chain company that will allow you to use digital currencies as well as credit/debit transactions fully anonymously using a biometric to grant access. It will be out in Q1 of 2018 after it’s ICO. It will be an interesting thing to consider
You won’t have to worry about much guys, society will probably collapse soon and the rich will suffocate everything even more than they already do. Basically, it’s going to be the storyline of Rakka by OATS Studios (YouTube that shit). It’s gonna be wild, and remember, nothing is really that important. Eat Arby’s and so on and so forth
I think I would get too distracted by the endless corn stalks on either side of the road and then I’d veer off into the abyss and try to find out how Corn Pops are made because those things are amazing and then I’d probably get lost and die from absolute boredom
Yes, Happy? How Can I help you my son?
Will, don’t give into this barbarism. Why get the Church and the government involved in your sex life anyway? Stay the course. Keep it steady. “Ride the wave” it says that on your shirts for fuck’s sake. Stand strong. Be stoic….and all and any of those other stupid cliche sayings that people say and stuff