Don’t worry too much about it, with global warming kicking in nicely, everyone’s gonna be naked and it will level the playing field from a fashion standpoint as well as a socio-economic/class rank standpoint. Naked fascism is going to be the new trend and also HR doesn’t need to exist anymore because of the internet and AI. Yay!
To the mother who’s son is killing it academically but not socially, welcome, I am officially the unofficial advice giver via the comment section on here. I️ am extremely qualified, more than Dr. Oz. Your son has been sheltered for much of his life and he continues to seek shelter within that invisible shelter that I mentioned before. It’s time for him to branch out. Tell him about your drug experiment stories when you were a kid and encourage him to partake in psychedelic experiences. He’ll quickly realize that he is unable to connect with people because he has a hard time connecting with himself. Like Dillon said, he needs to be the guy to initiate the fun times with the ppl already around him. Also, tell him to do the bear minimum in college and start making calculated Investments with his money. The world he is about to enter upon graduation is an absolute boring wasteland that’s dying with thriving mediocrity. He’ll be better off learning to hack and code. He seems like a smart kid. There are no friends in the real world anyway, only opportune business partners. Remember, every decision is a business decision
My password is the chemical formula of the non-hydro carbon substance used to help take down the Twin Towers in a symmetrical, freefalling state with heated pyroclastic flows and chemical compound disintegration
*psy-ops method of compiling large amounts of believable mis-information and purposely leaving the paper trail there as a diversion for when they betray trust and snoop through my technology. The truth is always redacted and it is double encrypted with a 250-byte key and stored offline and out of the cloud in a proxy server that can only be accessed via a tor browser with password and pin authentication
I teach Bumble Profile Optimization online via Skype for Business. Enroll. It costs $150,000 but the ROI (love) is priceless. Yes, I’m sponsored by MasterCard. And yes, I accept American Express and Apple Pay
Job: do stuff in an overpriced/oversized building that doesn’t need to exist because the internet and then fiat money gets put into my account directly so I can buy stuff I don’t need and to also buy stuff so I don’t die
Cheesecake is actually a pie for the most part but Big Pizza stepped in and litigated the shit out of all the litigations and whatever and wanted to preserve their brand identity. Plus they had backing from the Italian mob so that helped too
Pie transcends national,ethnic, and food boundaries. Only a lie can be a delicious desert with a variety of filling and flavor options while also being Italian and covered in sauce and cheese and also having delicious toppings while also also being used to break down data that shows how poor pretty much everyone is via a software application. Pie is a shapeshifter, like the illuminati who has been taking bigger and bigger slices of the globe from the rest of us. Why do you think pie slices are shaped like triangles? And why there’s a triangle with an all swing aye atop it on every dollar bill? It’s sacred geometry, guys. Stay woke!!!!
Okay, I’m going to drop the Act for a minute….this was an amazing fucking read. I can relate on many levels and to be honest we you are extremely self aware for a 22 year old in this day and age. This is the type of content this site needs, more retrospective thinking that’s universal. This made me want to drastically change my life.
Okay, now that, that’s out of the way I still have a reputation to uphold on here…listen, the future is very bleak at best. We’ve all been sold down the river a long time ago and now we’re starting to understand that there is no future at all for our generation. As Millennials we have to start killing important things like corrupt politicians, Wall Street, the Federal Reserve, and offices instead of killing movie theaters, cable companies, and shitty retailers. It time to take our future back by lighting literally everything we’ve ever known on fire….oh, and invest in water, gold, crypto, and solar energy because shit is about to get weird lol
These peoples behaviors correlate over to when they have kids and then after a few years of fights over finances, existential crises, and feeling trapped in a boring life, we have the society we currently have. The #1 mental health issue that no one is telling anyone about is daddy issues. They scar for life and ruin perfectly good relationships and then ruin the individuals effected from the inside out. This country has massive daddy issues, everyone keeps fighting over what the founding fathers talked about hundreds of years ago yet they probably haven’t called their dads or visited them in the nursing home for awhile lol
I️ usually take the cable company approach to everything which consists of me telling the other people or places that I’ll be there between the hours of 8am and 5pm
I️ usually try to wait in hopes that the waiter forgets about our existence and then we just leave the 30% of what the bill is in cash for the waiter without paying the actual bill as we all stealthily sneak out. Forget coupons or gift cards. This is a good move at the Chessecake Factory because that place is costing us more in health insurance premiums than anything else so I don’t feel bad for not paying for their overpriced Monsanto food lol
If you wanna get real, have your friends giving on a Native American reservation and invite them over to break bread and sip alcohol. In exchange, they will give you casino chips and if you become rich enough from the Free money through strategic Texas Hold’Em plays, then you may be able to buy out their remaining land and destroy the true and lovely heritage of this continent and continue to turn it into a debt ridden sociopathic plot of dying land!….Dillon does not approve of this message
I️ think it’s time we rethink air travel. It needs to become more efficient. So, instead of diverting a plane because of 1 asshole who has to act out of line, they should be thrown out the back of the airplane to prevent losses in travel time and headaches on an already miserable flight experience. This will send a message to everyone else. That’s why the Airline Abortion Act of 2017 will become the sole stimulus in streamlined/optimized air travel.
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Don’t worry too much about it, with global warming kicking in nicely, everyone’s gonna be naked and it will level the playing field from a fashion standpoint as well as a socio-economic/class rank standpoint. Naked fascism is going to be the new trend and also HR doesn’t need to exist anymore because of the internet and AI. Yay!
To the mother who’s son is killing it academically but not socially, welcome, I am officially the unofficial advice giver via the comment section on here. I️ am extremely qualified, more than Dr. Oz. Your son has been sheltered for much of his life and he continues to seek shelter within that invisible shelter that I mentioned before. It’s time for him to branch out. Tell him about your drug experiment stories when you were a kid and encourage him to partake in psychedelic experiences. He’ll quickly realize that he is unable to connect with people because he has a hard time connecting with himself. Like Dillon said, he needs to be the guy to initiate the fun times with the ppl already around him. Also, tell him to do the bear minimum in college and start making calculated Investments with his money. The world he is about to enter upon graduation is an absolute boring wasteland that’s dying with thriving mediocrity. He’ll be better off learning to hack and code. He seems like a smart kid. There are no friends in the real world anyway, only opportune business partners. Remember, every decision is a business decision
Lmao
My password is the chemical formula of the non-hydro carbon substance used to help take down the Twin Towers in a symmetrical, freefalling state with heated pyroclastic flows and chemical compound disintegration
*psy-ops method of compiling large amounts of believable mis-information and purposely leaving the paper trail there as a diversion for when they betray trust and snoop through my technology. The truth is always redacted and it is double encrypted with a 250-byte key and stored offline and out of the cloud in a proxy server that can only be accessed via a tor browser with password and pin authentication
That’s why I took a CIA Pay-
I teach Bumble Profile Optimization online via Skype for Business. Enroll. It costs $150,000 but the ROI (love) is priceless. Yes, I’m sponsored by MasterCard. And yes, I accept American Express and Apple Pay
It’s not a coincidence that both type of creampies being talked about here produce the same bi-product….a piece of shit lol
Job: do stuff in an overpriced/oversized building that doesn’t need to exist because the internet and then fiat money gets put into my account directly so I can buy stuff I don’t need and to also buy stuff so I don’t die
Papa John is a shady motherfucker
Cheesecake is actually a pie for the most part but Big Pizza stepped in and litigated the shit out of all the litigations and whatever and wanted to preserve their brand identity. Plus they had backing from the Italian mob so that helped too
Pie transcends national,ethnic, and food boundaries. Only a lie can be a delicious desert with a variety of filling and flavor options while also being Italian and covered in sauce and cheese and also having delicious toppings while also also being used to break down data that shows how poor pretty much everyone is via a software application. Pie is a shapeshifter, like the illuminati who has been taking bigger and bigger slices of the globe from the rest of us. Why do you think pie slices are shaped like triangles? And why there’s a triangle with an all swing aye atop it on every dollar bill? It’s sacred geometry, guys. Stay woke!!!!
Guys, as long as we can still see our dinky’s past our guts when taking a morning piss then we Gucci and stuff
Okay, I’m going to drop the Act for a minute….this was an amazing fucking read. I can relate on many levels and to be honest we you are extremely self aware for a 22 year old in this day and age. This is the type of content this site needs, more retrospective thinking that’s universal. This made me want to drastically change my life.
Okay, now that, that’s out of the way I still have a reputation to uphold on here…listen, the future is very bleak at best. We’ve all been sold down the river a long time ago and now we’re starting to understand that there is no future at all for our generation. As Millennials we have to start killing important things like corrupt politicians, Wall Street, the Federal Reserve, and offices instead of killing movie theaters, cable companies, and shitty retailers. It time to take our future back by lighting literally everything we’ve ever known on fire….oh, and invest in water, gold, crypto, and solar energy because shit is about to get weird lol
These peoples behaviors correlate over to when they have kids and then after a few years of fights over finances, existential crises, and feeling trapped in a boring life, we have the society we currently have. The #1 mental health issue that no one is telling anyone about is daddy issues. They scar for life and ruin perfectly good relationships and then ruin the individuals effected from the inside out. This country has massive daddy issues, everyone keeps fighting over what the founding fathers talked about hundreds of years ago yet they probably haven’t called their dads or visited them in the nursing home for awhile lol
You are correct, sir. Going AWOL is my strategy for when I’m ready to stop being a member of society
I️ usually take the cable company approach to everything which consists of me telling the other people or places that I’ll be there between the hours of 8am and 5pm
I️ usually try to wait in hopes that the waiter forgets about our existence and then we just leave the 30% of what the bill is in cash for the waiter without paying the actual bill as we all stealthily sneak out. Forget coupons or gift cards. This is a good move at the Chessecake Factory because that place is costing us more in health insurance premiums than anything else so I don’t feel bad for not paying for their overpriced Monsanto food lol
If you wanna get real, have your friends giving on a Native American reservation and invite them over to break bread and sip alcohol. In exchange, they will give you casino chips and if you become rich enough from the Free money through strategic Texas Hold’Em plays, then you may be able to buy out their remaining land and destroy the true and lovely heritage of this continent and continue to turn it into a debt ridden sociopathic plot of dying land!….Dillon does not approve of this message
I️ think it’s time we rethink air travel. It needs to become more efficient. So, instead of diverting a plane because of 1 asshole who has to act out of line, they should be thrown out the back of the airplane to prevent losses in travel time and headaches on an already miserable flight experience. This will send a message to everyone else. That’s why the Airline Abortion Act of 2017 will become the sole stimulus in streamlined/optimized air travel.