I don’t even want to be rich for the financial security and ego. I want to be rich so I can have the freedom to do and not do whatever I want. I’d 100% yoga nap with these losers and then dress up in a tuxedo and top hat with a cane, a monacle, and white gloves and just pass out riddles hand written on napkins and then pass them out to everyone I see and it would be one massive treasure hunt to a huge amount of cash that I hid somewhere and then I’d just mingle around all day and probably keep doing psychedelic drugs and ramble out conspiracy bullshit like a nicely dressed homeless dude because that’s the true power of wealth, folks
Okay, I’ve given this some thought and I change my mind. Dont go to Ibiza, it’s too cheap in comparison to the cost of a mother person. If you don’t have that baby, you can afford to go to Mars when we make it happen. Get outa here while you can, babies can’t even hold interesting conversations and even when they grow up they somehow become less interesting which is fucking astounding
You should have invested in Chinese Ecommerce company JD.com (JD) this weekend. They have a very low buy in point and they have future Amazon-like growth potential within a part of the world that has far more people than the US, they also have better strategically placed warehouses and leaner supply chain than Alibaba
Personally, I love sex clams. They go great with a nice Pinot (2011 or older) as well as some Dutch chocolates and some Monsanto test tube strawberries. Invest early because there is talks of a feminist sex clam trade embargo which could inflate the value of the sex clams and cause a pedestal type reaction from buyers
Spray some knuckle babies all over a towel and then have it crusty and unusable for the remainder of time no matter now many times you wash it and quarantine it. Holy shit, people are a contagious virus. Run. Everybody run!
If that dude keeps partaking in free flights from United for an extended period of time, I would not be surprised at all if United conspired in taking down its own plane to prevent that dude from receiving free flights. Instead of cancelling that underbooked flight, United will use it as an opportunity to save long term costs by eliminating that dude while also mitigating total risk by not taking down a full capacity flight. Plus they can then blame Boeing for a malfunction and file suit. Listen, corporations will do anything to protect their bottom line even if it means canabalizing it’s own product/service for long term gain. It’s kinda like the Freescale Semi-Conductor mystery where the world’s top engineers who invented the future of technology all coincidentally died when that plane went completely missing in Malaysia after they refused to sell their patents back to Freescale. FreeScale and the airline is owned by the same holding company that is owned by the Rothschilds. The world is a shady place kids, stay awake, have some coffee, and find a way out now
Do you guys want me to write a piece about the stock market meltup before the crash, the fact that the amount of outstanding debt is literally unplayable and debt from predatory lending now stimulates the economy temporarily, how productivity has skyrocketed the last 50 years while income have remained flat for the past 25 so we’re basically not getting paid for our own productivity even though we work smarter than ever before? Do you want me to touch upon the fact that the impending civil unrest will be economics/survival based rather than political, religious, race based? Shit, I just did nvm lol
Dude you’re gonna want to hold out today and wait in line over night on Black Friday because it’s not about the deal, it’s about being there first and taking side deals to have people cut you in line for money and then it’s all about absolutely trampling those same people you just took money from in order to buy a $12 90” TV and smash ppl out of the way with the box so you can be the first at checkout. Side tip: if you walk out with the box without paying, once you get past the sidewalk with the pillars in front of the store, they cannot chase you by law. They can only call the cops/mall security. So park far away so they don’t take your plates and run for your life with your free big ass TV. It’s capitalism!
Also, with all of that money spent on Plan B, you could have said you’re allergic to cream pies and taken that money and invested it in Raytheon stock and make even more money while also being responsible for a different type of abortion without the emotional investment. Our leaders do this alllllll the time
Typos are my new psy-ops tactic to keep you on your toes. It has absolutely nothing to do with the inadequate size of the keys on the iPhone screen because Apple will kill me if they find out I have criticized them
Everyone go home tonight, make a delicious meal, pour a relaxing drink of red wine, maybe throw on a favorite movie or show, lol out the window at the cold and dark world outside, and really ask yourselves….do we need more people? The answer to that story is now btw lol
With phrases like “Drive it Home”, “fuckkkk”, “Hallo-fucking-ween”, and “flipped her over” I feel like there was a really good opportunity to turn this into an erotic novel/porno script with a Stranger Things parody. Will, I’m sure Brazzers will buy the rights from you. Get Mia to fast track this. Also, I charge a 51% royalty IP fee for shelling out such amazing ideas literally constantly
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Oh btw, a plane didn’t hit the Pentagon lol
I don’t even want to be rich for the financial security and ego. I want to be rich so I can have the freedom to do and not do whatever I want. I’d 100% yoga nap with these losers and then dress up in a tuxedo and top hat with a cane, a monacle, and white gloves and just pass out riddles hand written on napkins and then pass them out to everyone I see and it would be one massive treasure hunt to a huge amount of cash that I hid somewhere and then I’d just mingle around all day and probably keep doing psychedelic drugs and ramble out conspiracy bullshit like a nicely dressed homeless dude because that’s the true power of wealth, folks
Okay, I’ve given this some thought and I change my mind. Dont go to Ibiza, it’s too cheap in comparison to the cost of a mother person. If you don’t have that baby, you can afford to go to Mars when we make it happen. Get outa here while you can, babies can’t even hold interesting conversations and even when they grow up they somehow become less interesting which is fucking astounding
I’m trying. All things take time
Why do babies still exist? Save that money and go to Ibiza or something lol
You should have invested in Chinese Ecommerce company JD.com (JD) this weekend. They have a very low buy in point and they have future Amazon-like growth potential within a part of the world that has far more people than the US, they also have better strategically placed warehouses and leaner supply chain than Alibaba
Jesus Christ, people. What the fucking fuck? You story submitters are awesome and I love you
Wow, this was a shitty take, Devin. You fucking idiot.
Personally, I love sex clams. They go great with a nice Pinot (2011 or older) as well as some Dutch chocolates and some Monsanto test tube strawberries. Invest early because there is talks of a feminist sex clam trade embargo which could inflate the value of the sex clams and cause a pedestal type reaction from buyers
This will be bigger than the 2008 crash by astronomical percentages. Start investing in electricity and hope they care enough to keep us alive
Spray some knuckle babies all over a towel and then have it crusty and unusable for the remainder of time no matter now many times you wash it and quarantine it. Holy shit, people are a contagious virus. Run. Everybody run!
If that dude keeps partaking in free flights from United for an extended period of time, I would not be surprised at all if United conspired in taking down its own plane to prevent that dude from receiving free flights. Instead of cancelling that underbooked flight, United will use it as an opportunity to save long term costs by eliminating that dude while also mitigating total risk by not taking down a full capacity flight. Plus they can then blame Boeing for a malfunction and file suit. Listen, corporations will do anything to protect their bottom line even if it means canabalizing it’s own product/service for long term gain. It’s kinda like the Freescale Semi-Conductor mystery where the world’s top engineers who invented the future of technology all coincidentally died when that plane went completely missing in Malaysia after they refused to sell their patents back to Freescale. FreeScale and the airline is owned by the same holding company that is owned by the Rothschilds. The world is a shady place kids, stay awake, have some coffee, and find a way out now
Do you guys want me to write a piece about the stock market meltup before the crash, the fact that the amount of outstanding debt is literally unplayable and debt from predatory lending now stimulates the economy temporarily, how productivity has skyrocketed the last 50 years while income have remained flat for the past 25 so we’re basically not getting paid for our own productivity even though we work smarter than ever before? Do you want me to touch upon the fact that the impending civil unrest will be economics/survival based rather than political, religious, race based? Shit, I just did nvm lol
Dude you’re gonna want to hold out today and wait in line over night on Black Friday because it’s not about the deal, it’s about being there first and taking side deals to have people cut you in line for money and then it’s all about absolutely trampling those same people you just took money from in order to buy a $12 90” TV and smash ppl out of the way with the box so you can be the first at checkout. Side tip: if you walk out with the box without paying, once you get past the sidewalk with the pillars in front of the store, they cannot chase you by law. They can only call the cops/mall security. So park far away so they don’t take your plates and run for your life with your free big ass TV. It’s capitalism!
Also, with all of that money spent on Plan B, you could have said you’re allergic to cream pies and taken that money and invested it in Raytheon stock and make even more money while also being responsible for a different type of abortion without the emotional investment. Our leaders do this alllllll the time
Typos are my new psy-ops tactic to keep you on your toes. It has absolutely nothing to do with the inadequate size of the keys on the iPhone screen because Apple will kill me if they find out I have criticized them
Everyone go home tonight, make a delicious meal, pour a relaxing drink of red wine, maybe throw on a favorite movie or show, lol out the window at the cold and dark world outside, and really ask yourselves….do we need more people? The answer to that story is now btw lol
It was an argyle sock, times are tough out there
With phrases like “Drive it Home”, “fuckkkk”, “Hallo-fucking-ween”, and “flipped her over” I feel like there was a really good opportunity to turn this into an erotic novel/porno script with a Stranger Things parody. Will, I’m sure Brazzers will buy the rights from you. Get Mia to fast track this. Also, I charge a 51% royalty IP fee for shelling out such amazing ideas literally constantly
Our lives are one giant lie anyway so telling the truth within such a tightly knit and vast web of lies is a good start toward freedom