You could just start microdosing LSD every 4th day of the week and increase your productivity 10 fold as well as your memory and energy levels. Fuck it, there is no future anyway so you might as well be a beast at life right now.
This is the perfect opportunity for you if you don’t have anymore vacation time left this year. Get sick, get a few days of work off, take the extra time to plan faking your own death to avoid going back to work and to also evade your student loans because this is America and you can literally do whatever you want.
She posts food pics and raves about healthy living and proper diet but you already know she hounds booze and blows Coke on the weekends. Oh, and she also uses #blessed for menial and arbitrary things frequently.
The best is when you fight over nothing at all and neither of you have anywhere to go so you just sit on the couch in silence with the background noise of the TV going and then you just laugh and laugh and laugh and then she’s like “what’s so funny!?” and then you’re like “our lives” and then you leave that random apartment that you just visited.
Glad to hear then. He probably would have been that husband who writes passive aggressive entries in his little bedside diary about dinner not being up to standard that night just to make himself feel a little better. But at least you got his ego in writing and gtfo
Nicely written. That dude George seems a bit off even with all of his accomplishments because you know who else writes lists about people via their ego?…Serial killers.
Sell drugs and live your normal life. In the northeast the market share for opiates is trending upward in a huge way. Gotta capitalize on these business opportunities before the market becomes soft. I’m kidding but seriously shit up here is getting insane.
Caroline, I really enjoy your articles. Very insightful with humor peppered in. Shitty break ups often lead to you finding yourself and doing something about your life. I found photography after one and never looked back since and it was all tied to trying to preserve moments that could not be easily remade or replicated. Cheers
Here’s something for these pretentious coffee snobs to get offended by. Have one of the kids in a 3rd world country who gathers the coffee beans for Starbucks hold out his empty cup of food or water and then slap that as an advertisement for Starbucks and see how many of those people get offended by that. Maybe that’s really why Starbucks has red cups so they symbolize the blood on everyone’s hands and mock us for overpaying for a cup of coffee that was “crafted” by some art school graduate as they laugh all the way to the bank.
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Yeah I microdose for my job sometimes. It helps me stay focused and has no negative side effects like Addorall does plus I don’t need coffee anymore.
You could just start microdosing LSD every 4th day of the week and increase your productivity 10 fold as well as your memory and energy levels. Fuck it, there is no future anyway so you might as well be a beast at life right now.
Still trying to decide if reproducing is even a good idea anymore or not.
This is the perfect opportunity for you if you don’t have anymore vacation time left this year. Get sick, get a few days of work off, take the extra time to plan faking your own death to avoid going back to work and to also evade your student loans because this is America and you can literally do whatever you want.
“pumkin spice coffee #blessed”
She posts food pics and raves about healthy living and proper diet but you already know she hounds booze and blows Coke on the weekends. Oh, and she also uses #blessed for menial and arbitrary things frequently.
The best is when you fight over nothing at all and neither of you have anywhere to go so you just sit on the couch in silence with the background noise of the TV going and then you just laugh and laugh and laugh and then she’s like “what’s so funny!?” and then you’re like “our lives” and then you leave that random apartment that you just visited.
Pirates*
Saw Steven Tyler in a movie theater bathroom and asked if he dressed up for the Pitates of the Caribbean showing….we haven’t spoken since.
“If only Jimi Hendrix drank more coffee.” – Captain Hindsight
Glad to hear then. He probably would have been that husband who writes passive aggressive entries in his little bedside diary about dinner not being up to standard that night just to make himself feel a little better. But at least you got his ego in writing and gtfo
Nicely written. That dude George seems a bit off even with all of his accomplishments because you know who else writes lists about people via their ego?…Serial killers.
Sell drugs and live your normal life. In the northeast the market share for opiates is trending upward in a huge way. Gotta capitalize on these business opportunities before the market becomes soft. I’m kidding but seriously shit up here is getting insane.
Caroline, I really enjoy your articles. Very insightful with humor peppered in. Shitty break ups often lead to you finding yourself and doing something about your life. I found photography after one and never looked back since and it was all tied to trying to preserve moments that could not be easily remade or replicated. Cheers
I get it just fine, thanks. Good effort though.
Honestly, that’s a very valid point IMG_8345.gif
Here’s something for these pretentious coffee snobs to get offended by. Have one of the kids in a 3rd world country who gathers the coffee beans for Starbucks hold out his empty cup of food or water and then slap that as an advertisement for Starbucks and see how many of those people get offended by that. Maybe that’s really why Starbucks has red cups so they symbolize the blood on everyone’s hands and mock us for overpaying for a cup of coffee that was “crafted” by some art school graduate as they laugh all the way to the bank.
If you were that irreplaceable they would have matched the offer.
This guy is gonna be a good read.