White Russians are making a strong presence at brunch here in Boston at our table. The Dude abides and if you want to wear vintage Jellies on your feet, do what you gotta do.
A sound investment option these days is to invest in the heroin trade especially in the Northeast. Then invest in the private prison industry that way you make money from both ends of the supply chain. If the CIA can do it, so can you because this is America and dreams are made here every day!
Great read man. The talent in Boston hangs out on Newbury Street but you have to be Tom Brady rich, drive an exotic car, have a townhouse (score 1 for Madoff), or just fake it really well. That being said I’ll probably see you at some dive bar in Southie or something with the rest of the serfs as we collectively try to figure out our lives and meet any sort of respectable human being with the opposite nether region.
Don’t worry, with the new grassy turf, devastating ACL injuries are on the rise along with concusions. At least when an office worker gets injured, the end of their careers aren’t displayed to the masses in full spectacle.
I would expect Vice to write something like this “I got fisted by a hipster on Valentine’s Day down some alleyway in Brooklyn after another 3 day Coke binge.” Nothing wrong with LSD though.
Maybe he’s upgrading boats. Maybe he’s met a woman and is love drunk while she slowly but systematically dismantles his life and aspirations under the guise of love and sex things. Maybe he was full of shit the whole time. Maybe he was kidnapped by pirates and they put his boat up for sale as he makes toilet brandy below deck for them to sell with their artisenal marketing scheme. Maybe I’m looking into to this too much.
For sure, I just use these guys as examples because they all started out with iPhones and then made shit happen for themselves because of IG. It’s def rare. Some of the kids I speak of know that college isn’t for them so photogrpahy has become their lives and that’s def expensive but if you can make the rates of some pros like they can, it might be worth it for a little while. But yeah, def agree with the college thing, I wouldn’t trade my experiences there for anything.
Oh for sure I agree totally, it’s def all about the following and now it’s way over saturated but these dudes started out with iPhones and then got one chance and they made it which is cool. A lot of these agencies now scan IG for quality work to then hire the ppl in house as staff photographers instead of paying them the freelance rates. It’s like everything else, it’s all about who you know but without IG, a lot of these opportunities didn’t come about to people who liked photogrpahy as a hobby.
She doesn’t have real talent at all but in order to see what im talking about follow people like Trashhand, 13thwitness, Swopes, LastSuspect on IG or take at least check out their pages on there. They are full time photographers now because if IG and they do work for brands like Nike, Adidas, High Snobiety, musical artists, Hypebeast, and collaborate with the ad agencies who have these brands as clients. All I’m saying is it’s a good avenue if you like photogrpahy and possibly want to get another job with it.
You must be new here as well since you probably haven’t read my cynical and dark sarcastic columns that are lucky enough to get published on here. I only know about the photogrpahy thing since that is what I do and creative agencies and brands would now rather hire direct from some social platforms than hire a guy who’s gonna charge hundreds of thousands for a campaign shoot. There are kids now who work for these ad agencies and digital creative agencies who do campaign gigs on a freelance basis who make good money and don’t have to go to college. Am I saying that it’s stable and always gonna be lucrative? No, but i know that people Nike hires these ppl to do look books and coverage gigs that pay upwards of $10-20K that last a week to 10 days. It’s hard to line that shit up all the time but I’m keeping positive about it because it is another option.
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White Russians are making a strong presence at brunch here in Boston at our table. The Dude abides and if you want to wear vintage Jellies on your feet, do what you gotta do.
A sound investment option these days is to invest in the heroin trade especially in the Northeast. Then invest in the private prison industry that way you make money from both ends of the supply chain. If the CIA can do it, so can you because this is America and dreams are made here every day!
I’d take cigars, whiskey, comfy shoes, and low impact motions over exerting effort any day too.
Great read man. The talent in Boston hangs out on Newbury Street but you have to be Tom Brady rich, drive an exotic car, have a townhouse (score 1 for Madoff), or just fake it really well. That being said I’ll probably see you at some dive bar in Southie or something with the rest of the serfs as we collectively try to figure out our lives and meet any sort of respectable human being with the opposite nether region.
Don’t worry, with the new grassy turf, devastating ACL injuries are on the rise along with concusions. At least when an office worker gets injured, the end of their careers aren’t displayed to the masses in full spectacle.
Being a free agent friend is the best of both worlds.
If it’s a date far off in the coming months I usually throw in the “No guarantees that I’ll be alive by then, a lot can happen”. Works every time.
Can I have the Ohmi Beef please with a side of date rape?
I would expect Vice to write something like this “I got fisted by a hipster on Valentine’s Day down some alleyway in Brooklyn after another 3 day Coke binge.” Nothing wrong with LSD though.
Yeah same here. It seemed suspect from the get go.
Maybe he’s upgrading boats. Maybe he’s met a woman and is love drunk while she slowly but systematically dismantles his life and aspirations under the guise of love and sex things. Maybe he was full of shit the whole time. Maybe he was kidnapped by pirates and they put his boat up for sale as he makes toilet brandy below deck for them to sell with their artisenal marketing scheme. Maybe I’m looking into to this too much.
“Cerebral gangsters”….Who is this guy? Sigmund Freud after walking down 8 mile?
For sure, I just use these guys as examples because they all started out with iPhones and then made shit happen for themselves because of IG. It’s def rare. Some of the kids I speak of know that college isn’t for them so photogrpahy has become their lives and that’s def expensive but if you can make the rates of some pros like they can, it might be worth it for a little while. But yeah, def agree with the college thing, I wouldn’t trade my experiences there for anything.
Oh for sure I agree totally, it’s def all about the following and now it’s way over saturated but these dudes started out with iPhones and then got one chance and they made it which is cool. A lot of these agencies now scan IG for quality work to then hire the ppl in house as staff photographers instead of paying them the freelance rates. It’s like everything else, it’s all about who you know but without IG, a lot of these opportunities didn’t come about to people who liked photogrpahy as a hobby.
I used to work at a liquor store so that’s kinda like being a pharmacist.
I’m only speaking off what I know/experienced so far.
Fucking typos
To not be in a fuck ton of debt?
She doesn’t have real talent at all but in order to see what im talking about follow people like Trashhand, 13thwitness, Swopes, LastSuspect on IG or take at least check out their pages on there. They are full time photographers now because if IG and they do work for brands like Nike, Adidas, High Snobiety, musical artists, Hypebeast, and collaborate with the ad agencies who have these brands as clients. All I’m saying is it’s a good avenue if you like photogrpahy and possibly want to get another job with it.
You must be new here as well since you probably haven’t read my cynical and dark sarcastic columns that are lucky enough to get published on here. I only know about the photogrpahy thing since that is what I do and creative agencies and brands would now rather hire direct from some social platforms than hire a guy who’s gonna charge hundreds of thousands for a campaign shoot. There are kids now who work for these ad agencies and digital creative agencies who do campaign gigs on a freelance basis who make good money and don’t have to go to college. Am I saying that it’s stable and always gonna be lucrative? No, but i know that people Nike hires these ppl to do look books and coverage gigs that pay upwards of $10-20K that last a week to 10 days. It’s hard to line that shit up all the time but I’m keeping positive about it because it is another option.