Conference calls: where stupid questions are born, respect for coworkers is lost, and justification for happy hour is found. PGP.

Having a significantly better lifestyle while away on a business trip. PGP.

*accidentally swipes left* “SHE WAS THE ONE!” PGP.

Working 60, getting paid for 40. PGP.

I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.