Dude are you really trashing a trip to Italy. I understand that the traveling can be a pain in the ass but that’s all part of the experience. You’ll look back and laugh at the time you barely made your connecting flight. Just adds to the story. If ANYTHING at least you’re not sitting at your desk pretending to work.
I’ve accepted the fact that I am going to feel like complete shit the next day anyways, regardless of what type of alcohol I decide to stick with. I TRY to stick with one type of booze, but I never limit myself to one type of alcohol when I go out.
Agree with this. Im going through this right now but there is nothing you can really do about it. Buy them a pair of Adidas ultraboosts and you’ll never hear them walk around again.
Everytime someone on my team sneezes I do the “father, son and the holy spirit” hand-arm movement without actually saying anything or making eye contact (as a joke obviously).
100% agree with this. I would care MUCH more if my friends didn’t approve of someone I am dating rather than my parents. That’s why it’s so intimidating meeting your S.O’s friends. For me at least.
Ghosts are 1000% real. My best friends parents house is haunted. The ghost hates the youngest sister. One night they heard multiple loud crashes and every single photo of the youngest sister had fallen off the wall/desk and shattered on the ground. The rest of the photos didn’t move at all. The mom also said she saw the ghost of a little boy peeking around the corner while she was getting water in the middle of the night. ANNDDD I just got the chills.
Two weeks ago, I witnessed a 70 year old man trim his gooch with an electric razor. I literally (and I mean literally) gagged. I have absolutely no problem with any guy hangin dong in the locker room, but this was absolutely disgusting/unacceptable.
I find it weird that you spend your time reading coffee maker reviews. Yet here I am, reading a column about another guy reading about coffee maker reviews. Jesus christ I should really get back to work…I’m not, but I should.
That tick story is horrifying. I would just stab myself with an epi pen everytime I wanted to eat red meat. The thought of never being able to eat red meat again is nightmare inducing.
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Can’t wait to hungover and/or still drunk Thanksgiving morning
This has nothing to do with this article but I HOUSED 5 hotdogs at the Rams game last night. Not proud of it but also not NOT proud.
Dude are you really trashing a trip to Italy. I understand that the traveling can be a pain in the ass but that’s all part of the experience. You’ll look back and laugh at the time you barely made your connecting flight. Just adds to the story. If ANYTHING at least you’re not sitting at your desk pretending to work.
I’ve accepted the fact that I am going to feel like complete shit the next day anyways, regardless of what type of alcohol I decide to stick with. I TRY to stick with one type of booze, but I never limit myself to one type of alcohol when I go out.
Agree with this. Im going through this right now but there is nothing you can really do about it. Buy them a pair of Adidas ultraboosts and you’ll never hear them walk around again.
I miss Archer
Zero plans this weekend. I am in the office hungover as all hell after seeing Tyler Childers (10/10 would recommend) last night.
Everytime someone on my team sneezes I do the “father, son and the holy spirit” hand-arm movement without actually saying anything or making eye contact (as a joke obviously).
100% agree with this. I would care MUCH more if my friends didn’t approve of someone I am dating rather than my parents. That’s why it’s so intimidating meeting your S.O’s friends. For me at least.
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Unfortunately, my entire house is a junk drawer.
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Ghosts are 1000% real. My best friends parents house is haunted. The ghost hates the youngest sister. One night they heard multiple loud crashes and every single photo of the youngest sister had fallen off the wall/desk and shattered on the ground. The rest of the photos didn’t move at all. The mom also said she saw the ghost of a little boy peeking around the corner while she was getting water in the middle of the night. ANNDDD I just got the chills.
Only one way to find out…have a drink (or two) when you get home and see how you feel.
Probably should have added that I witnessed this in the locker room…not just randomly in the streets or something.
Two weeks ago, I witnessed a 70 year old man trim his gooch with an electric razor. I literally (and I mean literally) gagged. I have absolutely no problem with any guy hangin dong in the locker room, but this was absolutely disgusting/unacceptable.
I find it weird that you spend your time reading coffee maker reviews. Yet here I am, reading a column about another guy reading about coffee maker reviews. Jesus christ I should really get back to work…I’m not, but I should.
I love me a doggo with a human name. Randy, great choice.
That tick story is horrifying. I would just stab myself with an epi pen everytime I wanted to eat red meat. The thought of never being able to eat red meat again is nightmare inducing.