Fuuuck. This legitimately makes me sad. It’s been VERY real PGP. Thanks for keeping me somewhat sane at my desk all day. You guys should throw a massive PGP goodbye party. I’m sure a fair amount of us would attend (I sure as hell would). Have a great year people!
YES to this. I’m convinced that the overly enthusiastic people in my office are into some weiirrdd shit. Also, if I hear someone in my office say HAPPY NEW YEARS over enthusiastically I am going to freak out.
This has nothing to do with these stories but I was in Austin for NYE with some friends and saw Dave at a bar off East 6th. I was hammered so I didn’t say anything. I did give him the”whats up bro” head nod though. I blew it.
Tried going to a new barber when I moved to my new city. He JACKED my hair up…I mean really badly. I’m too scared to find a new barber so I just buzz my own head now.
One of my friends got hit in the balls during a football game causing his balls to retract into his…cavity? (not really sure where they retract to). The doctor simply told him to take a hot bath which seems like it wouldn’t do a damn thing but…it worked.
My dads name is Glen. Can you imagine seeing a newborn child and naming him GLEN? I always thought that was weird. Also can we bring back power names like Jack or Diane.
Can’t explain what a runners high feels like because I’ve never experienced one either. Just wanted to express how much I fucking despise 500m repeats.
I’ve told this story on PGP before but my buddy completely blacked out at his companies holiday party and was fired the next day. He still has no idea what he did at the party…nightmare material.
Yeah that sound less than ideal. Nothing worse than coming out of a one banger and having a female coworker look you directly in the eyes. You just have to time it correctly. Mid-morning or late afternoon is usually a good time.
Damn this is accurate as hell. I have little to no drive to complete any work today. I’m going go ahead assume that this trend will continue until the new year. December is for working from home, holiday parties and drinking whiskey by my non-existent fire place in pajamas.
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Fuuuck. This legitimately makes me sad. It’s been VERY real PGP. Thanks for keeping me somewhat sane at my desk all day. You guys should throw a massive PGP goodbye party. I’m sure a fair amount of us would attend (I sure as hell would). Have a great year people!
YES to this. I’m convinced that the overly enthusiastic people in my office are into some weiirrdd shit. Also, if I hear someone in my office say HAPPY NEW YEARS over enthusiastically I am going to freak out.
This has nothing to do with these stories but I was in Austin for NYE with some friends and saw Dave at a bar off East 6th. I was hammered so I didn’t say anything. I did give him the”whats up bro” head nod though. I blew it.
Duda’s follow up article, “The Capital One Cafe is actually pretty cool”.
No need to look for a hook up when the DJ is playing bangers like September and Return of the Mack…
Didn’t have a buzz cut at the time
Tried going to a new barber when I moved to my new city. He JACKED my hair up…I mean really badly. I’m too scared to find a new barber so I just buzz my own head now.
One of my friends got hit in the balls during a football game causing his balls to retract into his…cavity? (not really sure where they retract to). The doctor simply told him to take a hot bath which seems like it wouldn’t do a damn thing but…it worked.
I will probably be drinking everyday from 12/21- 1/1. Will for sure be the longest bender I’ve been on since college. Godspeed
My dads name is Glen. Can you imagine seeing a newborn child and naming him GLEN? I always thought that was weird. Also can we bring back power names like Jack or Diane.
Follow the 2 minute rule. If the task takes 2 minutes or less, do it immediately. Works wonders.
Can’t explain what a runners high feels like because I’ve never experienced one either. Just wanted to express how much I fucking despise 500m repeats.
Yeah he said he had like 4-5 martinis within the first hour of being there which would explain the aggressive blackout…and getting fired.
I’ve told this story on PGP before but my buddy completely blacked out at his companies holiday party and was fired the next day. He still has no idea what he did at the party…nightmare material.
Yeah that sound less than ideal. Nothing worse than coming out of a one banger and having a female coworker look you directly in the eyes. You just have to time it correctly. Mid-morning or late afternoon is usually a good time.
Damn this is accurate as hell. I have little to no drive to complete any work today. I’m going go ahead assume that this trend will continue until the new year. December is for working from home, holiday parties and drinking whiskey by my non-existent fire place in pajamas.
These little texting games you guys play with each other gives me anxiety.
Saying you’re going to get tested and then not actually doing it just because you don’t want to use protection is a reeeaal piece of shit move.
I FUCKING LOVE DOGS. and yes I meant to put that in all caps.
This is more of a transition into dad life. Which I am DOWN for.