I feel like it’s weather dependent. You got yourself and nice day? You drop both those windows and crank that sports talk. If it’s hot or cold as balls, quietly church laugh and some tweets and house that burrito indoors.
Something is comedy. Probably stand up. It’s one of those things you can kind of always pursue, but I feel like I’m past the point of really diving in and giving it a real shot.
Aside from the money, I always feel like an asshole because I don’t have the right clothes for these places. I end up getting drunk and forgetting about it, but that first hour or so is a nightmare.
I also don’t hate GoT. But I’ve found that most people just cannot accept that I don’t like it. It always ends up with me in a borderline argument that it’s not “my thing” and I don’t want to watch it.
Dave, I think bachelor party related content is some of your finest work. A+. However, this made me remember that I’m missing a good friends bachelor party next month due to lack of PTO. Truly a PGP.
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When possible, that’s the move. But one can rarely guarantee themsleves solidtude in the break room.
I feel like it’s weather dependent. You got yourself and nice day? You drop both those windows and crank that sports talk. If it’s hot or cold as balls, quietly church laugh and some tweets and house that burrito indoors.
Something is comedy. Probably stand up. It’s one of those things you can kind of always pursue, but I feel like I’m past the point of really diving in and giving it a real shot.
Of all the teams to not know were in the Big Ten, Illinois was the one that surprised Dillon?
The Situation made like 9 million dollars. Granted, he made some poor choices and doesn’t have it anymore. But, man. Fuckin’ 9 million dollars…
Aside from the money, I always feel like an asshole because I don’t have the right clothes for these places. I end up getting drunk and forgetting about it, but that first hour or so is a nightmare.
Barring instances where none of your real friends are there, if you can’t have fun at party, that’s your own fault.
That was my high school football coach’s go to line.
It’s fun to laugh.
I cannot wait to use Dunlop disease in conversation.
or*. Goddamnit.
Twizzler cherry NIBS of gtfo
I don’t have one friend that has been to the top. I’ve lived here for my entire 31 years.
Two things I think ring true for Chicago and/or Chicagoland natives
1) Never been to the top of the Sears Tower
2) The Bean is meaningless
Wow. You’re the goddamned worst.
I am a giant human. I eat a lot. I have never left Tapas hungry.
Yes. Tapas rules. You get to try a shit ton of stuff and if you like something you order it again.
For real. I don’t work M-F currently, but when I did, Fridays were almost always the night to stay in.
I also don’t hate GoT. But I’ve found that most people just cannot accept that I don’t like it. It always ends up with me in a borderline argument that it’s not “my thing” and I don’t want to watch it.
Dave, I think bachelor party related content is some of your finest work. A+. However, this made me remember that I’m missing a good friends bachelor party next month due to lack of PTO. Truly a PGP.