Also, people still lie. Like a lot. I always thought that my dad was just a jerk because he employs the “everyone is full of shit until they prove they aren’t” philosophy to life. As I got older, I realized that my dad wasn’t a jerk, he’s just wise. I’m glad I inherited his bullshit meter.
I had a friend who got in a huge fight with an ex girlfriend because someone saw he had a profile on Tinder. Turns out, his Facebook was hacked and a bot or whatever made a Tinder account using his pictures etc. Yes, this really happened.
I too am in the same boat. It’s been a month and things are going really well. She’s met a few of my friends, I’ve met her sister, and we’ll meet more each others friends this weekend. Last week during a dinner date, she invited me to go to Thanksgiving at her parents. That was when I knew it was time to pull the ejector seat on Bumble (which is how we met, btw). If it doesn’t work out, you can always take the few minutes it takes to re-download an app.
I don’t get the stigma in telling someone you met online. It’s 2017. It’s how things are done. This is coming from someone who is currently dating a girl he met on Bumble and has not hesitated once in telling people that fact.
I just started getting Hello Fresh as well. I love that it keeps me from wasting food that I end up being too lazy to cook or have leftovers from a recipe. Plus I live alone so it’s hella leftovers for work lunch.
How do so many people have no idea how to conduct themselves either at a wedding, or as part of a wedding party? Between TB voice mails, and mailbag submissions, it genuinely surprises me that a person who graduated college can be so unsure of basic social norms.
I’m very big guy. Athletic fit jeans and/or chinos are your best friend. You can fit your barrel ass and thighs into a pair of pants with the right taper so it doesn’t look like you’re wearing Jncos. This is going to sound crazy, but for basic button downs and flannels, check out your local JCPenny. You’re not going to find anything flashy but they have solid shirts that don’t cost an arm and a leg.
I also reccomend buying a variety of hats and sneakers. An easy way to accent a basic T-shirt and jeans look and show off some style again without breaking the bank.
Before I looked at that map I knew it was going to be Wheaton College for Illinois. I had a breif but glorious one year college football career at a school in the same conference. We always heard how weird the Bible thumpers there were. Like two weeks ago three guys on the football team got pinched for beating the breaks off a freshman player in the name of “hazing”. Repression makes people weird.
I’ll say this, at 31 I still have moments where I feel like a fraud and everyone is going to find out. However, while discussing some things with my doctor after a physical, he really drove home the fact that I’m an adult by saying; “Well you’re not old. People live long these days. But at 31 you’re no spring chicken.”
I’m jealous of people that enjoyed their ten year reunion. Mine was so awkward that I got black out drunk just to get through it. Like so blackout drunk that it wasn’t even fun.
All of these work great until you run across a person that either A) doesn’t have the mental capacity to realize fighting is dumb, or B) just has a taste for violence and doesn’t care. The best way to avoid fighting is not be a cunt.
Do you live somewhere where the weather is the same all the time? Because I think it’s pretty obvious why you change what you drink depending on the season.
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Also, people still lie. Like a lot. I always thought that my dad was just a jerk because he employs the “everyone is full of shit until they prove they aren’t” philosophy to life. As I got older, I realized that my dad wasn’t a jerk, he’s just wise. I’m glad I inherited his bullshit meter.
I had a friend who got in a huge fight with an ex girlfriend because someone saw he had a profile on Tinder. Turns out, his Facebook was hacked and a bot or whatever made a Tinder account using his pictures etc. Yes, this really happened.
I too am in the same boat. It’s been a month and things are going really well. She’s met a few of my friends, I’ve met her sister, and we’ll meet more each others friends this weekend. Last week during a dinner date, she invited me to go to Thanksgiving at her parents. That was when I knew it was time to pull the ejector seat on Bumble (which is how we met, btw). If it doesn’t work out, you can always take the few minutes it takes to re-download an app.
My favorite bar in the city. If someone was zapped from 1978 into present day Richard’s they wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference.
No way. Inviting them to her wedding is a total power move.
I don’t get the stigma in telling someone you met online. It’s 2017. It’s how things are done. This is coming from someone who is currently dating a girl he met on Bumble and has not hesitated once in telling people that fact.
That juice bar tho.
I just started getting Hello Fresh as well. I love that it keeps me from wasting food that I end up being too lazy to cook or have leftovers from a recipe. Plus I live alone so it’s hella leftovers for work lunch.
How do so many people have no idea how to conduct themselves either at a wedding, or as part of a wedding party? Between TB voice mails, and mailbag submissions, it genuinely surprises me that a person who graduated college can be so unsure of basic social norms.
I’m very big guy. Athletic fit jeans and/or chinos are your best friend. You can fit your barrel ass and thighs into a pair of pants with the right taper so it doesn’t look like you’re wearing Jncos. This is going to sound crazy, but for basic button downs and flannels, check out your local JCPenny. You’re not going to find anything flashy but they have solid shirts that don’t cost an arm and a leg.
I also reccomend buying a variety of hats and sneakers. An easy way to accent a basic T-shirt and jeans look and show off some style again without breaking the bank.
In general, don’t be sloppy. Get a nice haircut.
Before I looked at that map I knew it was going to be Wheaton College for Illinois. I had a breif but glorious one year college football career at a school in the same conference. We always heard how weird the Bible thumpers there were. Like two weeks ago three guys on the football team got pinched for beating the breaks off a freshman player in the name of “hazing”. Repression makes people weird.
I’ll say this, at 31 I still have moments where I feel like a fraud and everyone is going to find out. However, while discussing some things with my doctor after a physical, he really drove home the fact that I’m an adult by saying; “Well you’re not old. People live long these days. But at 31 you’re no spring chicken.”
I’m jealous of people that enjoyed their ten year reunion. Mine was so awkward that I got black out drunk just to get through it. Like so blackout drunk that it wasn’t even fun.
Different kind of high. Lasts way longer. In the right situation, at the right dose, they are awesome.
“One is too many. 15 is never enough.” I feel you.
I would never call it “good”. But Chili’s is far and away the #1 “we’ve been out all day running errands and I need to eat” restaurant.
All of these work great until you run across a person that either A) doesn’t have the mental capacity to realize fighting is dumb, or B) just has a taste for violence and doesn’t care. The best way to avoid fighting is not be a cunt.
Do you live somewhere where the weather is the same all the time? Because I think it’s pretty obvious why you change what you drink depending on the season.
With her stuff available on Spotify, I don’t know why anyone would make the purchase.
Arby’s is good, actually.