Literally ten minutes before reading this, the motion light in my office bathroom went out, forcing me to stand up, pants still at my ankles, and waive my hands to no avail. Good tip on the ball of TP though. I’ll definitely be testing that theory next time.
#TeamWednesday
It’s the Ashley Chesters
Most fun you could possibly have as a 10 year old right there
Pics or it didn’t happen
That would definitely earn my vote
Not having the time or the money to travel. PGP
2 friends. #humblebrag
I’d like to apply for the “Spring Break Specialist” position. I’m assuming at least 35k plus full bennies
This feels like a potential live blog opportunity
What if I just sprinkle some cocaine on my Cheerios?
Now I’m embarrassed
This hits way too close to home
Says the guy that just got back from the Caribbean
Whoever made this ad campaign has clearly never smoked. Everything is better “on weed”
Been dating the woman for 4+ years and I almost had a panic attack just reading this article
Not gonna lie… I want the hot tub now
This is what’s wrong with America
Team two showers
Literally ten minutes before reading this, the motion light in my office bathroom went out, forcing me to stand up, pants still at my ankles, and waive my hands to no avail. Good tip on the ball of TP though. I’ll definitely be testing that theory next time.
Sounds like how most of the country operates